2:55 - “We’re speaking on way too much football to start this podcast. I’m not gonna do this. I get it. It’s the Super Bowl. There’s football to be played. We’re trying to be serious. We’ve gotta talk about something stupid. Joey, your son broke his neck.”
4:15 - The Nebraska Pizza.
5:35 - The Nisqually Reach Pizza.
6:14 - 3k is salty. Still salty. About Super Bowl XXXVI. Rob-o is past it.
11:00 - Joey the Jerk compares the New England Patriots to Andy Dick. For gropy reasons.
12:34 - Are Los Angeles Rams Head Coach Sean McVay and Pats HC Bill Belichick “friends?” And what kind of cheesecake would they get at Cheesecake Factory?
14:29 - McVay is a puppy. Belichick is a dog on the edge of death.
16:26 - Narratives. And Rams CB Nickell Robey-Coleman.
21:05 - Rams RB Todd Gurley’s knee
26:53 - Over/under on Gurley’s knee. 50%?
28:25 - “The Super Bowl has kinda become the Fyre Festival except successful.”
29:07 - “Speaking of not mattering and not having a soul, how about Maroon 5?”
32:08 - “If you live in Worcester, Massachusetts...”
33:28 - “What do you think it would be like if Bill Belichick interviewed Zombie Bill Belichick?”
34:13 - Easter egg: Bill Belichick has Nebraska Pizza