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Carolina Panthers (1-0) at Atlanta Falcons (0-1)
1:00pm ET, FOX
An NFC South battle in Week 2. Juicy! QB Cam Newton! QB Matt Ryan! In Atlanta!
Los Angeles Chargers (0-1) at Buffalo Bills (0-1)
1:00pm ET, CBS
Ooh, now this one tickles the tontine. #FightForAnything heads all the way to Buffalo as QB Josh Allen gets his first start.
Minnesota Vikings (1-0) at Green Bay Packers (1-0)
1:00pm ET, FOX
An NFC North battle in Week 2! Juicy! (THEME)
Houston Texans (0-1) at Tennessee Titans (0-1)
1:00pm ET, CBS
An AFC South battle in Week 2! Jui...ok. We’re done.
Cleveland Browns (0-0-1) at New Orleans Saints (0-1)
1:00pm ET, FOX
This one could have been about the Browns trying to turn it around and the Saints coming off their defense’s horrible Week 1 showing, but there’s a good chance they just talk about WR Josh Gordon and his way-too-obvious off-field stuff already taking place again.
Miami Dolphins (1-0) at New York Jets (1-0)
1:00pm ET, CBS
An AFC East battle in Week (liquids begin racing up my esophagus)
Kansas City Chiefs (1-0) at Pittsburgh Steelers (0-0-1)
1:00pm ET, CBS
Playoff preview?
Philadelphia Eagles (1-0) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-0)
1:00pm ET, FOX
Weird validation game for Tampa here. They get the home field against the Super Bowl champs and a home crowd to try and keep the Fitzmagic going.
Indianapolis Colts (0-1) at Washington (1-0)
1:00pm ET, CBS
This could be the most interesting game of the bunch on its unpredictability alone.