Hello there, LA Rams’ fans. I’m here to let you know that your team does not play football tonight. For that, I hope you accept my sincerest apologies.
There will, however, be some football played. The Cincinnati Bengals (1-0) host the Baltimore Ravens (1-0) on Thursday Night Football on NFL Network in Week 2. Both teams won their matchups in Week 1, unlike those weirdos on the Cleveland Browns and Pittsburgh Steelers who did that thing where one team couldn’t score more points than the other team. Silly football teams.
So who ya got tonight? And if you’re not rooting for a team, do you have a fantasy football player in your lineup who’s a go this evening? I’m hoping that Alex Collins gets 400 points.
This is where you talk.