- 0:55: “Almost like a sunset over Pike Place.”
- 3:10: ”’merica!”
- 6:35: “Dr. Bobogagananaface.”
- 12:39: “Rams fans, they love themselves some sarcasm.”
- 15:10: “It was dumb. I dunno about the luck part.”
- 20:22: “Deion Primetime with your hosts Joey Prime Aucoin, Rob Prime Time Forehand.” “
“It’s actually hosted by Optimus Prime.”
“Optimus Prime! What time is the prime!” - 28:23 “What we see a lot of the time from situations like that is what they’re criticizing is kind of what Joey said. They’re criticizing the outcome.”
- 33:49: “He’s like my great pumpkin.”
- 35:34: “And this is where I can feel that I’m getting cut from both sides.”
- 40:22: “How good was Jared Goff in the running game?!”
- 45:50: “Is our backup slot receiver KhaDarel Hodge or is it Robert Woods?”
- 50:30: “In my heart, there’s a LebowskiFest every weekend, just a travelling caravan.”
- 54:58: “It’s like a virus. It spreads. It spread before Twitter!”
- 1:01:13: “We left so much porn on that field.”
- 1:06:52: “The biggest criticism that we’ve got coming out of this game isn’t necessarily that the defense gave up 20 points. It’s that the offense only scored 23. It’s almost unacceptable.”
- 1:12:56: “Well it’s interesting, because the men hurt each other. But in the end, it doesn’t really matter. It just makes me feel more grown up!”