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2017 Rams Roster Preview: QB Dan Orlovksy...OR DID HE?

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The Rams’ seasoned signal-caller is in the building and ready to roll, folks.

QB Dan Orlovsky
QB Dan Orlovsky
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Original
Rugged
Light-footed
On the go
Very good
Special
Killer
Yup

#analysis

Roster Battle

Los Angeles Rams QB Dan Orlovksy has 3,132 career passing yards, 15 passing touchdowns and two career wins under his belt.

Folks, “Lofty” Orlovsky is in a tier of his own.

Expectations

I expect bullets. If an unfortunate wide receiver doesn’t have his head on a swivel, we’re talking neck or spine injuries when one of Orlovsky’s patented “time/space benders” rips through the air with pinpoint accuracy and lands on someone’s upper cervial spine.

I expect fire.

Chances of Making Final Roster (1.11/10)

I give him a 1/9th chance to make the roster despite the physical tools and the mental schools (I got bars).