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LOOK LET’S NOT BEAT AROUND THE BUSH
TODAY’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL SCHEDULE SUCKS. IT IS LARGELY A STUPID WASTE OF TIME. GO RUN SATURDAY ERRANDS. GO CLEAN YOUR CLOSET. RIFLE THROUGH YOUR STORAGE ROOM. HIT HOME DEPOT/LOWE’S AND GET SOME FALL PREP IN. DO A TON OF LAUNDRY.
SWEEP. VACUUM. MOP. DUST. POLISH.
THERE IS LITTLE REASON TO STICK YOURSELF INTO TODAY. DON’T DO IT.
I WANT YOU TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE.
But if you hate yourself, here are your options:
| WATCH THIS | Maybe watch this | This is a football game | |
| Noon ET | Penn State at Pitt ESPN, WatchESPN |
Rice at Army CBSSN |
UCF at #5 Michigan ABC, WatchESPN |
| NC State at East Carolina ESPNU, WatchESPN |
Lamar at #6 Houston WatchESPN |
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| Wyoming at Nebraska ESPN2, WatchESPN |
Nicholls at #9 Georgia SEC Network, WatchESPN |
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| Cincinnati at Purdue BTN, BTN2GO (Yeah, it's that rough) |
Prairie View A&M at #20 Texas A&M SEC Network, WatchESPN |
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| CMU at #22 Oklahoma State FS1, FOX Sports GO |
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| Indiana State at Minnesota ESPNews, WatchESPN |
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| Howard at Rutgers BTN, BTN2GO |
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| Boston College at UMass WatchESPN |
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| 12:30 p.m. ET | Troy at #2 Clemson ACC Network, WatchESPN |
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| Charleston SU at #3 Florida State ACC Network, WatchESPN |
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| 1 p.m. ET | Stony Brook at Temple WatchESPN |
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| 2 p.m. ET | Georgia State at Air Force CampusInsiders.com (Because of these clothes) |
Youngstown State at West Virginia ROOT Sports Pittsburgh |
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| Utah State at USC Pac-12 Networks, P12N Live |
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| 2:30 p.m. ET | Ohio at Kansas FSN, FOX Sports Go (What? KU is favored!) |
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| 3 p.m. | Mercer at Georgia Tech ACC Network, WatchESPN |
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| 3:30 p.m. | WKU at #1 Alabama ESPN2, WatchESPN |
Tulsa at #4 Ohio State ABC, WatchESPN |
Akron at #10 Wisconsin BTN, BTN2GO |
| SMU at #23 Baylor FS1, FOX Sports Go |
Nevada at #18 Notre Dame NBC, NBCSports.com |
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| Kentucky at Florida CBS, CBSSports.com (Very high Debacle Factor) |
ODU at Appalachian State WatchESPN |
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| UConn at Navy CBSSN |
North Dakota at Bowling Green WatchESPN |
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| Wake Forest at Duke ESPNU, WatchESPN |
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| Eastern Illinois at Miami (Ohio) WatchESPN |
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| Illinois State at Northwestern BTN, BTN2GO |
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| 4 p.m. ET | Ball State at Indiana ESPNews, WatchESPN |
Wofford at #19 Ole Miss SEC Network, Watch ESPN |
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| UTSA at Colorado State CampusInsiders.com |
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| MTSU at Vanderbilt SEC Network, WatchESPN |
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| 5 p.m. ET | Idaho at #8 Washington Pac-12 Network, P12N Live |
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| 5:30 p.m. ET | Idaho State at Colorado Pac-12 Network, P12N Live |
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| 6 p.m. ET | FAU at #25 Miami ACC Network, WatchESPN |
Elon at Charlotte ConferenceUSA.com |
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| NC A&T at Kent State WatchESPN |
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| Morgan State at Marshall beIN Sports |
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| 7 p.m. ET | Arkansas at #15 TCU ESPN, WatchESPN |
South Carolina at Mississippi State ESPN2, WatchESPN |
UTEP at #11 Texas Longhorn Network, WatchESPN |
| Georgia Southern-South Alabama WatchESPN |
NIU at USF CBSSN |
ULM at #14 Oklahoma SoonerSports.com |
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| McNeese State at UL Lafayette WatchESPN |
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| SCSU at Louisiana Tech ConferenceUSA.com |
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| Bethune-Cookman at North Texas ConferenceUSA.com |
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| Savannah State at Southern Miss TBA |
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| Maine at Toledo WatchESPN |
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| NC Central at Western Michigan WatchESPN |
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| 7:30 p.m. ET | ¡El Assico! (ISU at #16 Iowa) BTN, BTN2GO |
Arkansas State at Auburn SEC Network, WatchESPN |
EMU at Missouri SEC Network, WatchESPN |
| BYU at Utah FOX, FOX Sports Go |
North Carolina at Illinois BTN, BTN2GO |
Jacksonville State at #21 LSU ESPNU, WatchESPN |
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| 8 p.m. ET | #17 Tennessee vs. Virginia Tech ABC, WatchESPN |
New Mexico at New Mexico State WatchESPN (Yes, I will overrate any rivalry) |
Southern at Tulane WatchESPN |
| UNLV at UCLA Pac-12 Network, P12N Live |
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| 10 p.m. ET | Texas Tech at Arizona State FS1, FOX Sports Go |
Sac State at Fresno State TBA |
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| 10:15 p.m. ET | Washington State at Boise State ESPN2, WatchESPN |
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| 10:30 p.m. ET | Cal at San Diego State CBSSN |
Virginia at #24 Oregon ESPN, WatchESPN |
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| 10:45 p.m. ET | Grambling State at Arizona Pac-12 Network, P12N Live |
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| Midnight ET | UT Martin at Hawaii Oceanic PPV |
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