January 4, 2009: Los Angeles Rams long snapper Jake McQuaide saves a young girl from a burning building by long snapping her out of the 14th floor into that giant fire department trampoline catchy thing.
May 2, 2011: Los Angeles Rams long snapper, and sometimes member of U.S. Navy Seal Team 6, Jake McQuaide kills Osama bin Laden by long snapping a bullet through his forehead.
August 11, 2013: Los Angeles Rams long snapper Jake McQuaide kills Cersei bringing stability to Westeros.
Chances of Making Final Roster: 9.99/10
Los Angeles Rams long snapper Jake McQuaide might be the best long snapper in the history of the NFL. He may be the best football player in the history of the NFL. And yes...he may be the greatest human to have ever lived.