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Time for your weekly hypothetical Thursday injury report, courtesy of the Los Angeles Rams.
This week, we started with a quintet laid out as unable to participate. After a couple hypothetical surgeries and some hypothetical accelerated rehabilitation treatments, today’s hypothetical practice saw a wild hypothetical that nobody could have hypothetically seen coming:
Los Angeles Rams |
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| Name | POS | Injury | Wed. Status | Thu. Status |
| Tim Barnes | C | Foot | DNP | DNP |
| Lamarcus Joyner | CB | Ankle | DNP | DNP |
| Robert Quinn | DE | Illness | DNP | DNP |
| Eugene Sims | DE | Concussion | DNP | DNP |
| Nelson Spruce | WR | Calf | DNP | DNP |
Amazing. The hypothetical work the training team was hypothetically capable of going into today looks hypothetically impressive given today’s hypothetical report.
It’s so hypothetically great to be a fan of this team.
Here’s the Miami Dolphins’ side of the report:
New York Jets |
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| Name | POS | Injury | Wed. Status | Thu. Status |
| Mike Hull | LB | Knee | Full | Full |
| Anthony Steen | C/G | Neck | Full | Full |
| Jermon Bushrod | G/T | Shoulder | Limited | Limited |
| Jarvis Landry | WR | Shoulder | Limited | Limited |
| Kenny Stills | WR | Calf | Limited | Limited |
| Isa Abdul-Quddus | S | Ankle | Limited | Limited |
| Jason Jones | DE | Knee | DNP | Limited |
| Mike Pouncey | C | Hip | Limited | DNP |
| Branden Albert | T | Wrist | DNP | DNP |
| Xavien Howard | CB | Knee | DNP | DNP |
| Jelani Jenkins | LB | Knee/Hand | DNP | DNP |
| Mario Williams | DE | Ankle | DNP | DNP |
The Mike Pouncey change is worth keeping track of. The Dolphins’ line is, in general, susceptible. Should Pouncey be unable to go along with LT Branden Albert, that could be a major factor for the game in general, especially with Rams rookie franchise QB Jared Goff making his NFL debut.
Now that the Rams have wasted all of our time, let’s watch some Thursday Night Football and prepare ourselves for tomorrow’s injury report which will actually be of some value.