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Welcome to the Los Angeles Rams’ hypothetical injury report, a completely fabricated tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
This week, along with making up a report, the Rams also decided to make up some changes:
Los Angeles Rams |
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| Name | POS | Injury | Wed. Status | Thu. Status |
| Michael Brockers | DT | Groin | DNP | Limited |
| Todd Gurley | RB | Thigh | DNP | DNP |
| Trumaine Johnson | CB | Ankle | DNP | Limited |
| Lamarcus Joyner | CB | Back | DNP | Limited |
| Nelson Spruce | WR | Calf | DNP | DNP |
That’s cute.
As always, the Rams offer the same disclaimer for every hypothetical Thursday injury report:
Thursday's report is an estimation of participation as it was a players' day off.
I guess Rams Head Coach Jeff Fisher estimated that those three would have been able to get limited work.
If you so choose, you may begin to offer growing concern over RB Just Todd Gurley since he was estimated to have not hypothetically participated in today’s practice that never happened.
Here’s the Jets’ report after an actual practice:
New York Jets |
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| Name | POS | Injury | Wed. Status | Thu. Status |
| Devin Smith | WR | Knee | Full | Full |
| Brent Qvale | T | Neck | Full | Full |
| Matt Forte | RB | Knee | Limited | Full |
| Nick Marshall | CB | Illness | DNP | Full |
| Ryan Fitzpatrick | QB | Knee | Limited | Limited |
| Breno Giacomini | T | Shoulder | Limited | Limited |
| Brandon Shell | T | Shoulder | Limited | Limited |
| Buster Skrine | CB | Knee | Limited | Limited |
| Brandon Marshall | WR | Foot | Full | Limited |
| Darron Lee | LB | Ankle | DNP | Limited |
| Muhammad Wilkerson | DE | Ankle | DNP | Limited |
| Bruce Carter | LB | Quadricep | DNP | DNP |
| Kellen Davis | TE | Elbow | DNP | DNP |
| Nick Mangold | C | Ankle | DNP | DNP |
| Josh Martin | LB | Concussion | DNP | DNP |
| Marcus Williams | CB | Ankle | DNP | DNP |
The New York Jets just have a ton to work around. Five players who were complete no-go’s including starting C Nick Mangold. Seven Jets who got limited work including DL Muhammad Wilkerson, WR Brandon Marshall, ILB Darron Lee, LT Brandon Shell, CB Buster Skrine and of course QB Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Their side of the report, and the resulting decisions on Sunday, are going to be pivotal. Check back tomorrow as we’ll get an actual report from the Rams on JTG & Co.