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Chris Long is is stirring controversy again. He's making the rounds on blocking celebrities with inaccurate Twitter bios, former prisoners with suspect kitchen appliances, and fans ballsy enough to call him out.
It's the Abolckalypse!
March is the month when I always tighten my circle, kick a couple ppl off of my moving friend wagon. Starts 2day. Time 2 block some folks.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 7, 2014
Sorry Martha you are the first one to go. Your kitchen accessories are pretty suspect IMHO. BLOCKED pic.twitter.com/MUgw2ybxyp
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 7, 2014
Inaccurate bio, you are not a rainbow. Blocked... @KeshaRose pic.twitter.com/tBWPhyRKip
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 7, 2014
"@ShortOfDaybreak: @JOEL9ONE Block me bro it would be an honor" you're bravery will not go unrewarded.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 7, 2014
"@lexymcloughlin: @JOEL9ONE I think this is how Twitter will die. Everyone will be blocked so there will be no point." ABLOCKALYPSE
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 7, 2014
UPDATE (7:44 p.m.)
Ke$ha fans are not taking kindly to Chris Long's wrath. The story has been updated below.
"@JOEL9ONE: Kesha fans, You guys are great. It was a joke. God Bless." A joke just like your relevancy to the public
— Ke$ha | Gaga (@twerk4kesha) March 8, 2014
@twerk4kesha @Jeremy_Tyler10 ironic didnt you just do that to me? Lolz
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 8, 2014
Update (8:05 p.m.)
It's getting better by the minute, guys.
.@DurrtyLove nothing says relevant like dry humping two replica skulls from Hot topix
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 8, 2014
He almost forgot to block someone's ass today. Thankfully, that didn't happen.
Good luck surviving March, guys.
Editor's note: Chris Long is my favorite player -- on and off the field. If you don't have a Twitter, get one -- just to follow @JOEL9ONE. You're welcome.