St. Louis Rams: The Twelve Days Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love (the St. Louis Rams) gave to me:

One healthy Bradford and some beer. ( Healthy and productive...as is the beer)

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

2 good backup QB's. (A quality vet and one earlier in the draft)

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

3 top-ten units. (Offense, defense, and special teams...ok, two out of three)

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

4 new plays for Schotty. (He needs more, but I had to make it fit)

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

5 Grrreeeaatt OOOLLLLine. (One selection in the first round, one young addition in free agency)

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

6 I N T's for JJ. (And no big plays against him)

On the seventh of Christmas my true love gave to me:

7 scrips of Valium. (Invariably needed to stay calm as a Rams fan)

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

8 sacks for C. Long. (He'll be back to full strength)

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

9 Austin TD's. (The Rams figure out how to use him more productively)

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

10 mil. in cap space. (A healthy Balance Sheet is always beneficial)

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

11 wins in '15. (Football in January of 2016)

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

12 wins in '16. (So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains...err, NRG Stadium and Super Bowl 51)

The Twelve Days Of Christmas (Canadian-style)