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Ask The Falcoholic!

Friends, I come to answer your Falcons-related questions! No, please. Hold your applause. It's embarrassing.

If you want to know how Steven Jackson looks in a Falcons uniform, why the Falcons' offensive line imploded against the Saints or what my expectations for the game might be, I'd be happy to answer that for you. Questions in any other area are not welcome, because I'm only programmed to talk about the Falcons. 010101000.

And for what it's worth, go (St. Louis) Cardinals!