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I know, I know. You're tired of hearing about Jake Long chilling at Rams park. So am I. But we can't do anything about that. So, while waiting for Jake, we decided to be productive:
Les Snead had 4 haircuts #whilewaiting4jake
— Tony Schreck (@shrek_13) March 15, 2013
Bold Tony. But I think Snead loses his power when his hair is cut. Perhaps that's the reason why we are in this boondoggle in the first place?
#SJ39 won SB and retired #whilewaiting4jake
— Greg Divers (@GDive) March 15, 2013
That would likely mean the Falcons beat the Rams. I can't allow that to stand. Also, they choke in the playoffs. No dice.
The Charlotte Bobcats had a winning streak #whilewaiting4jake
— Jer Rutman (@jrutman) March 15, 2013
That's turrible.
Mardy Gilyard learned the #Rams playbook #whilewaiting4jake
— brandon bate (@NoPlanB_) March 15, 2013
We do need a receiver...any takers?
Alex Barron got called for 323 false starts #whilewaiting4jake
— Wynnde (@wynnde13) March 15, 2013
To me, that number seems a little low. Don't you think?
@noplanb_ Danario Alexander had another 6 knee surgeries #whilewaiting4jake
— Eric Nagel (@Eric_nagel) March 15, 2013
This was immediately re-tweeted and favorited by Brandon (but no, really). Yes, I'm the twitter noob who replied. I'm still learning this stuff, cut me some slack.
The Leon Sandcastle shit finally ended #whilewaiting4jake
— Hawk (@HawkWayOfLife) March 15, 2013
Fun fact: Leon Sandcastle only follows himself on twitter. (He also follow the NFL Network, who he works for).
Tony Softli committed 3 grammar errors on twitter #whilewaiting4jake
— Wynnde (@wynnde13) March 15, 2013
It's funny because it's true.
Mike Martz used all 3 timeouts #whilewaiting4jake
— Mike Dietrich (@dvond) March 15, 2013
I tried to come up with some quip for this one, but it's just too perfect of a tweet. Mike wins.
You see everyone! Waiting can be fun. It's the little things in life you treasure.
PS: There is a treasure trove of tweets just waiting to be read: