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Tavon Austin is dead, apparently

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He's really not, but you'd never know that after watching his Oscar-worthy flop.

Say what you will about Tavon Austin's underwhelming performance as a receiver. He's mastered the art of flopping. I'm saying that without hyperbole. None. Look at this masterful performance from the fourth quarter in Monday's loss to Seattle.

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via cdn2.mocksession.com

He's not faking an injury, he's playing dead. Just an incredible flop. I think St. Louis may be ready for an NBA team, based on this flop alone.