|Kiper as Fisher|
UPDATE: We'll be holding this Contest open beyond the 4pm deadline, so continue to post your picks!
The Barons of sports media have made their pronouncements. While each try to sell their visions of how the NFL Draft will transpire, I decided to treat you all to my own version of what could be. My Mock draft will be oh so Mock-able. You see, I'm not like Mike Mayock, who seems to know player potential as well as anyone, but comes up shy in the team needs category. Then there is "The Hair" himself - Mel Kiper. He's made a very good living out of being wrong on Draft Day. He's a combination of P.T. Barnum and Donald Trump (hair reference). I wonder if he knows that his in-studio cast are laughing when Mel stares straight into the TV camera and swears: "Vernon Gholston is going to be a star in the NFL..." He's serious too. You don't see the mighty and immovable hairdo twitch, or a smile form more than a smirk. I wonder if he ever did the Farm Report? "My money's on Pork Bellies. I'm tellin' you - you don't take the Pork Bellies here, you'll be wishin' you did..."