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NFL - "LIVE" Saturday Night Mock Draft

Ryan smelled a story, so he followed a certain NFL Commissioner into the Men's room. 1 Million hits on YouTube later, Ryan is the king of NFL Paparazzi!
Ryan smelled a story, so he followed a certain NFL Commissioner into the Men's room. 1 Million hits on YouTube later, Ryan is the king of NFL Paparazzi!

Welcome to one of our famous TST members "Live" Mock Drafts. We've been dialing in our draft knowledge for that fateful day just around the corner: April 26th! Our very own Ryan Van Bibber will be taking the Big Apple by storm for the NFL Draft. Ryan "Live" from New York City you say? Yup! His entourage is said to include the "House Wives of New Jersey" and Snooky...

If everyone has their game on, this could last less than 2 hrs.

3 minutes for each pick is what you’ll be allowed. The quicker you pick, the faster this will go.

Example: For the Picks against the spread draft with Ryan, Mike D, Brick Top and myself, we each made 13 picks from the rosters of all the playoff teams. It took an hour and five minutes.

If everyone is here on time, I’m going to allow a 1/2 hour for trades. No future draft picks can be used, but you can trade players on the existing roster as well as draft positions. Trade kick off is at 5:30 MST. The Draft will start on time at 6pm.

All trades will be done in the thread "Live". Anyone not part of the trade being discussed and offers observations about the trade before it is complete or canceled will lose a draft choice of my choosing. When the trade ends, you may comment. I'm asking for courtesy here guys, and if I don't get it the cost of your comment will be your next pick. Normally trades would be done through e-mail, but it takes too long.

To finish a trade, both teams have to write a comment with this as the core of the statement : (The other team name) agrees to trade (content of trade) to (your team name) for ( What you got in the trade)

Here are the team assignments, and remember - No trading of teams!

References: Mocking the Draft and Walter Football

Round 1

  1. Indianapolis (2-14) - Megaramsfan81
  2. Washington - from St. Louis (2-14) - CodyAllenFTW
  3. Minnesota (3-13) - ramsfan873
  4. Cleveland (4-12) - Will not be defeated
  5. Tampa Bay (4-12) - Laurinaitis4mvp55
  6. St. Louis - from Washington (5-11) - RAMSALLTHEWAY
  7. Jacksonville (5-11) - turpinforpresident
  8. Miami (6-10) - RamHam
  9. Carolina (6-10) - clwxz5
  10. Buffalo (6-10) - Rando
  11. Kansas City (7-9) - Megaramsfan81
  12. Seattle (7-9) - CodyAllenFTW
  13. Arizona (8-8) - ramsfan873
  14. Dallas (8-8) - Will not be defeated
  15. Philadelphia (8-8) - Laurinaitis4mvp55
  16. New York Jets (8-8) - RAMSALLTHEWAY
  17. Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) - turpinforpresident
  18. San Diego (8-8) - RamHam
  19. Pittsburgh* (12-4) - CodyAllenFTW
  20. Tennessee (9-7) - Rando
  21. Cincinnati* (9-7) - turpinforpresident
  22. Cleveland - from Atlanta* (10-6) - Will not be defeated
  23. Detroit* (10-6) - Megaramsfan81
  24. Pittsburgh* (12-4) - CodyAllenFTW
  25. Denver* (8-8) - ramsfan873
  26. Houston* (10-6) - Will not be defeated
  27. St. Louis - from Washington (5-11) - RAMSALLTHEWAY
  28. Green Bay* (15-1) - RAMSALLTHEWAY
  29. Baltimore* (12-4) - turpinforpresident
  30. San Francisco* (13-3) - RamHam
  31. New England* (13-3) - Laurinaitis4mvp55
  32. New York Giants* (9-7) - clwxz5

Round 2

  1. New England* (13-3) - Laurinaitis4mvp55
  2. Indianapolis (2-14) Linus98
  3. Minnesota (3-13) ramsfan873
  4. Tampa Bay (4-12) Laurinaitis4mvp55
  5. Cleveland (4-12) Will not be defeated
  6. Jacksonville (5-11) turpinforpresident
  7. St. Louis - from Washington (5-11) DCRamFan
  8. Carolina (6-10) clwxz5
  9. Buffalo (6-10) Rando
  10. Miami (6-10) RamHam
  11. Seattle (7-9) CodyAllenFTW
  12. Kansas City (7-9) Linus98
  13. Dallas (8-8) Will not be defeated
  14. Philadelphia (8-8) Laurinaitis4mvp55
  15. New York Jets (8-8) DCRamFan
  16. New England - from Oakland (8-8) Laurinaitis4mvp55
  17. San Diego (8-8) RamHam
  18. Chicago (8-8) clwxz5
  19. Philadelphia - from Arizona (8-8) Laurinaitis4mvp55
  20. Tennessee (9-7) Rando
  21. Cincinnati* (9-7) turpinforpresident
  22. Detroit* (10-6) Linus98
  23. Atlanta* (10-6) Rando
  24. Pittsburgh* (12-4) CodyAllenFTW
  25. Denver* (8-8) ramsfan873
  26. Houston* (10-6) Will not be defeated
  27. New Orleans* (13- 3)
  28. Green Bay* (15-1) DCRamFan
  29. Baltimore* (12-4) turpinforpresident
  30. San Francisco* (13-3) RamHam
  31. New England* (13-3) Laurinaitis4mvp55
  32. New York Giants* (9-7) clwxz5

Round 3

  1. Indianapolis (2-14) Linus98
  2. New England* (13-3) - Laurinaitis4mvp55
  3. Minnesota (3-13) ramsfan873
  4. Cleveland (4-12) Will not be defeated
  5. Tampa Bay (4-12) Laurinaitis4mvp55
  6. Washington (5-11) Rando
  7. Jacksonville (5-11) turpinforpresident
  8. Buffalo (6-10) Rando
  9. Miami (6-10) RamHam
  10. Miami - from Chicago via Carolina (6-10) RamHam
  11. Kansas City (7-9) Linus98
  12. Seattle (7-9) CodyAllenFTW
  13. Houston - from Philadelphia (8-8) Will not be defeated
  14. New York Jets (8-8) DCRamFan
  15. Oakland (8-8)
  16. San Diego (8-8) RamHam
  17. Chicago (8-8) clwxz5
  18. Arizona (8-8) ramsfan873
  19. Dallas (8-8) Will not be defeated
  20. Tennessee (9-7) Rando
  21. Cincinnati* (9-7) turpinforpresident
  22. Atlanta* (10-6) Rando
  23. Detroit* (10-6) Linus98
  24. Pittsburgh* (12-4) CodyAllenFTW
  25. Denver* (8-8) ramsfan873
  26. Philadelphia - from Houston* (10-6) Laurinaitis4mvp55
  27. New Orleans* (13-3) Rando
  28. Green Bay* (15-1) DCRamFan
  29. Baltimore* (12-4) turpinforpresident
  30. San Francisco* (13-3) RamHam
  31. New England* (13-3) Laurinaitis4mvp55
  32. New York Giants* (9-7) clwxz5
  33. Oakland (compensatory) Rando