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Welcome to Tony Softli's dystopian future

Hint: it involves genetic engineering

I think our favorite local radio jock and hashtag abuser Tony Softli must have had The Island of Dr. Moreau in his Netflix queue. It seeped into his most recent insider sports take at - FIRST. ACCURATE. COMPLETE. - which featured a future where men are spliced together for his own amusement.

Have they started human cloning yet? Can you imagine cross sectioning cells and cloning Peterson and Jackson, the landscape of the NFL running back would change forever.

Also, if you hot wired a Cleatus the Fox robot and Tony Softli, it would make the most extreme, most insider disc jockey in America.

It would look something like this,