St. Louis Rams: What?

What just happened?

The Rams tied the 49ers 24-24.

We tied? That's possible?

Yes.

Ok, how did that happen?

I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

I really don't.

Come on now, there has to be an explanation?

Uh...uh...

There isn't? Seriously?

Well...uh...the Rams shot themselves in the foot. 13 penalties.

The Rams did what?

13 penalties.

13 penalties?

Yes. And two of them may have directly cost the Rams a win.

TWO OF THEM COST THEM A WIN?!?!

Yes, directly.

How could a team do that?

I don't know.

There has to be an explanation?

There isn't.

COME ON THERE HAS TO BE ONE!!

There really isn't.

How am I supposed to feel?!

Uh...uh...I guess....

What do you mean you guess!?!

I....guess....better than a loss....worse than a win.

What the hell does that mean?

I...I...

Ta...ta...ta....today junior!!!

Uh...uh...

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!

No one knows.