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Official TST nicknames: Oshiomogho Atogwe

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Oshiomogho Atogwe -- part human, part deer.
Oshiomogho Atogwe -- part human, part deer.

It's time for another installment of everyone's favorite/most hated/least cared about series, official TST nicknames. We covered Steven Jackson first, and James Laurinaitis next. Again, just because the title says "official" doesn't mean I or anyone else must refer to a the winner of the poll; it's just to distinguish our nicknames from anywhere else, so that when you're at a bar and someone calls James Laurinaitis "Crabgrass", you know you're among a fellow TSTer.

So now, we move back to a non-rookie, which should avoid some of the ire this series inspired last time, by looking for a nickname for Oshiomogho Atogwe. Yes, he's more commonly known as O.J., but that's not a nickname. I mean, has there ever been a football player named OJ that anyone has ever heard of? Who? Oh, I always called him Orenthal. Anyway, let's get one for Atogwe. I came up with a couple more than usual, but if you think of a good one, drop it in the comments.

And yes, I will be keeping his official photo in mind. For those of you who don't remember, OJ Atogwe had the best official photo last year. I think he's not used to opening his eyes...