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John Morgan

Feb 12, 2008 Jul 05, 2008 681 2848

I once watched Mandrills do it at the zoo. My wife was fascinated, couldn't look away. Before coitus, the male was manic, vocal and bashing the shit out of a monster truck tire. After, he sat against the back wall scratching his belly. He attempted to walk towards the throng but only got a few steps before collapsing on his ass again. The female climbed the feux-forest lattice works and hung her ass out to dry.

a fan of

Seattle Mariners Major League Baseball Team

Portland Trail Blazers National Basketball Association Team

Seattle Seahawks National Football League Team

Washington Huskies NCAA Men's Football Division 1A Team

Washington Huskies NCAA Men's Basketball Division 1 Team

Saul Bellow Golfer(s)

Right McTurn NASCAR Driver(s)

Kenny Nunchucks Mixed Martial Artist(s)

Roy Jones Jr Boxer(s)

German National Soccer Team

Pete Sampras Tennis Player(s)

Los Angeles Kings National Hockey League Team

Recent activity

Field Gulls Commented You're right. on Season Retro: The Objectivist on Field Gulls - 07/04/08 4:25 PM PDT

Field Gulls Posted Fireworks on Field Gulls - 07/04/08 10:31 AM PDT

Field Gulls Commented I remember saying this... on Five Fearless Preseason Predictions on Field Gulls - 07/03/08 10:17 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented Depends on the beer. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:21 PM PDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Damn straight. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:19 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented I think this is more of a... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:18 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented Remember way back when... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:16 PM PDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Oh yeah, on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:09 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented She descends from Samurai... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:03 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented My wife will now kill you. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:01 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Time machine. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:52 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented All about Niehaus... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:51 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented A little from column A... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:44 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Rasputin is tasty and satisfying... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:42 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented You know what Silva needs? on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:41 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I've tried em all. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:39 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented No way. Mad Dog gets you shitty. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:35 PM PDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented How's the Shark Attack? I love a good Red. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:34 PM PDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Pretty good game. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:14 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I see why he wears hats. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:12 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Thanks. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:07 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented The day he gets DFA'd... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:05 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented You know what Richie needs? on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:02 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Eh, I guess no one else is listening to this on the radio... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:01 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Thanks for explaining League Of Our Own to us guys... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:00 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented "Pick to click"? on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:58 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented Productive out. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:55 PM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Commented It's an inside joke that developed from... on Season Retro: The Objectivist on Field Gulls - 07/03/08 7:49 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented So. Much. Innuendo. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:39 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented I really like Reed and am glad to see him play his way back into the majors. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:33 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented It's a Deschutes limited release. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:32 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented This Bond Street Anniversary Wit is delicious. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:31 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Good God you suck, Sexson. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:29 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented C'mon Reed. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:27 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Verlander = Junkballer? on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:25 PM PDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented If contention mattered that much to me... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:24 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented I don't care about this season, next season or Strasburg... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:14 PM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Posted Season Retro: The Objectivist on Field Gulls - 07/03/08 5:42 PM PDT

Field Gulls Commented My point is only that Fanshots can be about just about anything. on Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin. on Field Gulls - 07/03/08 3:25 PM PDT

Field Gulls Recommended If I were that big, I'd probably have a wimpy handshake, too. on Field Gulls - 07/02/08 6:51 PM PDT

Field Gulls Commented I think GMs don't trust his ability to play football. on Shaun Alexander's Network Of Mutuality on Field Gulls - 07/02/08 5:43 PM PDT

Field Gulls Posted Season Retro: Walter Jones on Field Gulls - 07/02/08 2:30 PM PDT

Field Gulls Posted Football Explained: Safety on Field Gulls - 07/01/08 4:14 PM PDT

Field Gulls Commented I don't know... on Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/30/08 4:27 PM PDT

Field Gulls Posted Who Is Courtney Taylor? on Field Gulls - 06/30/08 4:22 PM PDT

Field Gulls Commented I knew that would PO someone. on Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/30/08 11:52 AM PDT

Field Gulls Commented And just to clarify, not a dig against Myers... on Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/30/08 10:34 AM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Commented . . . on Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/30/08 10:31 AM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Posted Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin. on Field Gulls - 06/29/08 4:46 PM PDT

Field Gulls Commented Myers on Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/29/08 10:31 AM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Posted Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/28/08 2:29 PM PDT

Field Gulls Commented I hope you're right. on Five Fearless Preseason Predictions on Field Gulls - 06/28/08 9:46 AM PDT

Field Gulls Posted Five Fearless Preseason Predictions on Field Gulls - 06/27/08 3:05 PM PDT

Field Gulls Posted Madden 2009 on Field Gulls - 06/27/08 12:44 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented Is there any stat to indicate how hard Ichiro is hitting the ball? on Ichiro Is Fine on Lookout Landing - 06/27/08 12:04 PM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Commented Wha? on Gary Zauner On Tyler Schmitt And The Value Of Long Snappers on Field Gulls - 06/27/08 10:37 AM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented Well, I don't want to wade in too deep, but... on Is OPS the worst stat in baseball? on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 7:16 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I love Paul Allen owned teams. on The NBA Draft FanPost on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 6:17 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented Jarryd Bayless FTW! on The NBA Draft FanPost on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 6:15 PM PDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented It might have a .98 correlation to runs league wide... on Is OPS the worst stat in baseball? on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 6:11 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented That's worse. on Is OPS the worst stat in baseball? on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 6:06 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented See, I don't agree with this... on Is OPS the worst stat in baseball? on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 6:05 PM PDT (3 replies)

Lookout Landing Posted Is OPS the worst stat in baseball? on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 5:43 PM PDT

Field Gulls Commented I was thinking that line. on Matt Millen May Have A Crayon Stuck In His Brain on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 4:34 PM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Posted Gary Zauner On Tyler Schmitt And The Value Of Long Snappers on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 2:34 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented What would be a reasonable prediction? on Trade Ichiro; Keep Raul Ibanez on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 12:15 PM PDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Isn't Ichiro a historically unique player? on Trade Ichiro; Keep Raul Ibanez on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 12:09 PM PDT (3 replies)

Field Gulls Commented Or work for the IRS? on Matt Millen May Have A Crayon Stuck In His Brain on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 11:51 AM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Commented Depends... on Matt Millen May Have A Crayon Stuck In His Brain on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 11:45 AM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Commented So we do recs on this site? on Matt Millen May Have A Crayon Stuck In His Brain on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 11:31 AM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Commented Thanks. on Football Explained: Cornerback II on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 11:30 AM PDT

Field Gulls Posted Matt Millen May Have A Crayon Stuck In His Brain on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 9:51 AM PDT

Field Gulls Commented I watched it twice. on Seahawks Sign Tyler Schmitt on Field Gulls - 06/25/08 5:16 PM PDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Posted Football Explained: Cornerback II on Field Gulls - 06/25/08 2:59 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented FWIW, I'll compile them into something easy to navigate... on Other GMs Are Also Crazy Persons on Lookout Landing - 06/25/08 2:08 PM PDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Thanks. on Other GMs Are Also Crazy Persons on Lookout Landing - 06/25/08 2:01 PM PDT

Lookout Landing Commented It's not always the writer. on Other GMs Are Also Crazy Persons on Lookout Landing - 06/25/08 1:45 PM PDT (2 replies)

Field Gulls Posted Seahawks Sign Tyler Schmitt on Field Gulls - 06/25/08 10:43 AM PDT

Field Gulls Posted Football Explained: Cornerback on Field Gulls - 06/24/08 3:34 PM PDT

Field Gulls Posted Season Retro: Chris Spencer on Field Gulls - 06/23/08 3:34 PM PDT

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