
John Morgan
Feb 12, 2008 Jul 05, 2008 681 2848
I once watched Mandrills do it at the zoo. My wife was fascinated, couldn't look away. Before coitus, the male was manic, vocal and bashing the shit out of a monster truck tire. After, he sat against the back wall scratching his belly. He attempted to walk towards the throng but only got a few steps before collapsing on his ass again. The female climbed the feux-forest lattice works and hung her ass out to dry.
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Commented You're right. on Season Retro: The Objectivist on Field Gulls - 07/04/08 4:25 PM PDT
Posted Fireworks on Field Gulls - 07/04/08 10:31 AM PDT
Commented I remember saying this... on Five Fearless Preseason Predictions on Field Gulls - 07/03/08 10:17 PM PDT
Commented Depends on the beer. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:21 PM PDT
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Commented Damn straight. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:19 PM PDT
Commented I think this is more of a... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:18 PM PDT
Commented Remember way back when... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:16 PM PDT
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Commented Oh yeah, on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:09 PM PDT
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Commented She descends from Samurai... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:03 PM PDT
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Commented My wife will now kill you. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 9:01 PM PDT
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Commented Time machine. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:52 PM PDT
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Commented All about Niehaus... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:51 PM PDT
Commented A little from column A... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:44 PM PDT
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Commented Rasputin is tasty and satisfying... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:42 PM PDT
Commented You know what Silva needs? on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:41 PM PDT
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Commented I've tried em all. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:39 PM PDT
Commented No way. Mad Dog gets you shitty. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:35 PM PDT
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Commented How's the Shark Attack? I love a good Red. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:34 PM PDT
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Commented Pretty good game. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:14 PM PDT
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Commented I see why he wears hats. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:12 PM PDT
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Commented Thanks. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:07 PM PDT
Commented The day he gets DFA'd... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:05 PM PDT
Commented You know what Richie needs? on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:02 PM PDT
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Commented Eh, I guess no one else is listening to this on the radio... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:01 PM PDT
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Commented Thanks for explaining League Of Our Own to us guys... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 8:00 PM PDT
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Commented "Pick to click"? on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:58 PM PDT
Commented Productive out. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:55 PM PDT
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Commented It's an inside joke that developed from... on Season Retro: The Objectivist on Field Gulls - 07/03/08 7:49 PM PDT
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Commented So. Much. Innuendo. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:39 PM PDT
Commented I really like Reed and am glad to see him play his way back into the majors. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:33 PM PDT
Commented It's a Deschutes limited release. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:32 PM PDT
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Commented This Bond Street Anniversary Wit is delicious. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:31 PM PDT
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Commented Good God you suck, Sexson. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:29 PM PDT
Commented C'mon Reed. on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:27 PM PDT
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Commented Verlander = Junkballer? on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:25 PM PDT
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Commented If contention mattered that much to me... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:24 PM PDT
Commented I don't care about this season, next season or Strasburg... on 7/3: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 07/03/08 7:14 PM PDT
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Posted Season Retro: The Objectivist on Field Gulls - 07/03/08 5:42 PM PDT
Commented My point is only that Fanshots can be about just about anything. on Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin. on Field Gulls - 07/03/08 3:25 PM PDT
Recommended If I were that big, I'd probably have a wimpy handshake, too. on Field Gulls - 07/02/08 6:51 PM PDT
Commented I think GMs don't trust his ability to play football. on Shaun Alexander's Network Of Mutuality on Field Gulls - 07/02/08 5:43 PM PDT
Posted Season Retro: Walter Jones on Field Gulls - 07/02/08 2:30 PM PDT
Posted Football Explained: Safety on Field Gulls - 07/01/08 4:14 PM PDT
Commented I don't know... on Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/30/08 4:27 PM PDT
Posted Who Is Courtney Taylor? on Field Gulls - 06/30/08 4:22 PM PDT
Commented I knew that would PO someone. on Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/30/08 11:52 AM PDT
Commented And just to clarify, not a dig against Myers... on Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/30/08 10:34 AM PDT
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Commented . . . on Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/30/08 10:31 AM PDT
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Posted Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin. on Field Gulls - 06/29/08 4:46 PM PDT
Commented Myers on Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/29/08 10:31 AM PDT
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Posted Season Retro: Leonard Weaver on Field Gulls - 06/28/08 2:29 PM PDT
Commented I hope you're right. on Five Fearless Preseason Predictions on Field Gulls - 06/28/08 9:46 AM PDT
Posted Five Fearless Preseason Predictions on Field Gulls - 06/27/08 3:05 PM PDT
Posted Madden 2009 on Field Gulls - 06/27/08 12:44 PM PDT
Commented Is there any stat to indicate how hard Ichiro is hitting the ball? on Ichiro Is Fine on Lookout Landing - 06/27/08 12:04 PM PDT
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Commented Wha? on Gary Zauner On Tyler Schmitt And The Value Of Long Snappers on Field Gulls - 06/27/08 10:37 AM PDT
Commented Well, I don't want to wade in too deep, but... on Is OPS the worst stat in baseball? on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 7:16 PM PDT
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Commented I love Paul Allen owned teams. on The NBA Draft FanPost on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 6:17 PM PDT
Commented Jarryd Bayless FTW! on The NBA Draft FanPost on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 6:15 PM PDT
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Commented It might have a .98 correlation to runs league wide... on Is OPS the worst stat in baseball? on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 6:11 PM PDT
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Commented That's worse. on Is OPS the worst stat in baseball? on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 6:06 PM PDT
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Commented See, I don't agree with this... on Is OPS the worst stat in baseball? on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 6:05 PM PDT
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Posted Is OPS the worst stat in baseball? on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 5:43 PM PDT
Commented I was thinking that line. on Matt Millen May Have A Crayon Stuck In His Brain on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 4:34 PM PDT
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Posted Gary Zauner On Tyler Schmitt And The Value Of Long Snappers on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 2:34 PM PDT
Commented What would be a reasonable prediction? on Trade Ichiro; Keep Raul Ibanez on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 12:15 PM PDT
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Commented Isn't Ichiro a historically unique player? on Trade Ichiro; Keep Raul Ibanez on Lookout Landing - 06/26/08 12:09 PM PDT
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Commented Or work for the IRS? on Matt Millen May Have A Crayon Stuck In His Brain on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 11:51 AM PDT
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Commented Depends... on Matt Millen May Have A Crayon Stuck In His Brain on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 11:45 AM PDT
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Commented So we do recs on this site? on Matt Millen May Have A Crayon Stuck In His Brain on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 11:31 AM PDT
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Commented Thanks. on Football Explained: Cornerback II on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 11:30 AM PDT
Posted Matt Millen May Have A Crayon Stuck In His Brain on Field Gulls - 06/26/08 9:51 AM PDT
Commented I watched it twice. on Seahawks Sign Tyler Schmitt on Field Gulls - 06/25/08 5:16 PM PDT
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Posted Football Explained: Cornerback II on Field Gulls - 06/25/08 2:59 PM PDT
Commented FWIW, I'll compile them into something easy to navigate... on Other GMs Are Also Crazy Persons on Lookout Landing - 06/25/08 2:08 PM PDT
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Commented Thanks. on Other GMs Are Also Crazy Persons on Lookout Landing - 06/25/08 2:01 PM PDT
Commented It's not always the writer. on Other GMs Are Also Crazy Persons on Lookout Landing - 06/25/08 1:45 PM PDT
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Posted Seahawks Sign Tyler Schmitt on Field Gulls - 06/25/08 10:43 AM PDT
Posted Football Explained: Cornerback on Field Gulls - 06/24/08 3:34 PM PDT
Posted Season Retro: Chris Spencer on Field Gulls - 06/23/08 3:34 PM PDT


