Turf Show Times, a St. Louis Rams community

Oh look, a nose tackle! How depressingly unrealistic.

It's time to put on the Rick Smith hat and channel the Houston general manager for seven full rounds.

Sitting in my chair staring at the comments on an SB Nation site. Yep, sounds like a Saturday. Come marvel at the fake general managership of us over at Mocking The Draft.

In this mock exercise, we try to stay away from our draft crushes and find new, or rarely mentioned, names for the Houston Texans.

I would be okay with this if only for its potential for side-splitting, bleach-inducing comedy.

A superb Mock Draft with a twist...

I would not be a fan of this pick. Then again, I loved the Xavier Adibi selection.

"Defense! Defense!" The real men shout. "What about the offense?", I reply. "Offense is for nancy-boys, who breast feed and wet their beds until they turned sixteen. Defense is what puts the Gorilla "ug!", in football!

The offensive line talent in the 2013 NFL Draft is pretty deep in the first few rounds. Some are getting all the hype, but Rams fans are still stinging from the Jason Smith second overall pick in 2009.