Turf Show Times, a St. Louis Rams community

Just to be clear, the last couple days were only the fake free agency period, right? It's for real today, and that means gobs of money thrown around the NFL in search of players willing to relocate.

If you're a fan of the Rams this season, just know you'll be chewing handfuls of Tums and cleaning chicken wing shaped splotches off your walls for the rest of the season. Throwing food won't change the fact the Rams are a young, exciting team.