Ram's Fans PUHLEEZE...

Really.

Can you really get up in the morning and look yourselves in the mirror and be proud?  Are you proud of the grand tradition that is the St. Louis Rams?

A tradition that is what, 10 years old?  Blech!

Let me give you the reasons why I hate the Rams.

1. Georgia Frontiere.  Former Vegas show girl (and whore) murders (IMO - I mean a former Olympic swimmer drowns accidentally?  What's next an biathlete is going to accidently shoot himself to death? BS!) her rich old husband.  Then intentionally turns the team to crap just so she can move the team to St. Louis.  Sound familiar?  Yeah, I thought so.  I case you didn't know, she was the inspiration for the movie Major League.
2. Domed stadiums.  There is no reason in the world (except for maybe Arizona - ironically the place your team left you for.) to play football in a dome.  What's a matter?  Too wimpy to play outside?  Let's face it, without a dome you would never had won that freakin' Super Bowl.
3.  Which brings me to my next point, that Super Bowl year.  By my count, you played on natural grass three times.  (At Carolina - 8 and 8, at San Fran 4 -12. and at Tenn.)  The only time you played a good team off of turf, you lost.  Then you play two playoff games at home and have to cheat to win the NFC Championship.  Yes cheat.  They robbed Bert Emanuel of a catch that would have lead to your doom.  A robbery so vile they changed the way catches are ruled and how instant replay should be used in those situations.

That's not football.   Then to watch that ex-whore holding up the trophy like she had done something besides sign the checks was disgusting.

4.  Lastly, Kurt Warner.  I've got nothing against Kurt Warner (except for that STUPID Thank you Jesus line.  What a jerk.  Here's a clue idiot, God does not care who wins otherwise Notre Dame would win the National Championship every year) other than they gave the MVP to a system quarterback TWICE!!!  How stupid can they be?

So enjoy that Super Bowl there Rams fan cause it will never happen again (unless you get home field advantage and then play the Super Bowl in a dome).