In 2038 the Rams go 5-1 against divisional rivals the Albuquerque Reds, San Jose Storm, and Vancouver 49ers, lose a gut-wrenching game to the NY Patriots when Jim Tebow leads the team from behind on a last minute drop goal, then come back strong with wins against the Cyclops, Titans, and Giants.
After surviving a roller-coaster middle-season stretch with wins over Portland, Toronto, and Wembley, close last-minute loses to the Pandas and Vaqueros, and a blow-out loss in Las Vegas, the team finishes the regular season 18-4, then goes undefeated 5 straight games in the playoffs to win it all. The most-decisive game comes in week 24 when Rams #1 overall draft pick QB Jebediah Manning eclipses the 700-yard passing mark in a double-overtime win. After the game he said, quote: "My arm is sore."
After lifting the Cosmic Bowl Trophy Rams head coach Brandon Fisher smiled and said ‘This ones for you Dad’ as he, his wife Miley Cyrus, and three and half sons left the field as thousand of Ram-shaped balloons are dropped from the sky, leaving TST posters to wonder:
Is this a new version of Fantasy Football?
Note: No farmyard animals were hurt during my alcohol consumption.
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