In two short years, Anthony Barr goes from a 3rd string fullback to All American Linebacker to the 11th player chosen in the TST Draft by the Tennessee Titans! Afterwards Anthony Barr tearfully exclaimed, " I want to thank the TST Rams fans for believing in me! Lo Dunn Dunbar is my hero, and I hope to follow his Titanic footsteps into a Rams Jersey someday!".
1. Houston Texans- QB Blake Bortles
2. Atlanta Falcons- DE Jadeveon Clowney
3. Jacksonville Jaguars- QB Teddy Bridgewater
4. Cleveland Browns- QB Johnny Manziel
5. Oakland Raiders - WR Sammy Watkins
6. Saint Louis Rams- OT Greg Robinson
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- OLB Khalil Mack
8. Pittsburgh Steelers- CB Justin Gilbert
9. Buffalo Bills- OT Jake Mathews
10. Detroit Lions- CB Darqueze Dennard
11. Tennessee Titans- OLB Anthony Barr
The New York Giants are on the Clock! You are the GM!
Fun Fact-Did you know In 1925, New York Giants founder Tim Mara purchased the New York Giant franchise for a mere $500?
Giant Needs- CB, OLB, WR, TE, Guard and Center.
Cornerback- The Giants got a glaring need for a bad ass cornerback opposite Prince Amukamara. It doesn't appear the Giants have any more royalty on the roster at the cornerback position...Just peasants, paupers,, and poor substitutes for press coverage personnel! Jason Varret, Kyle Fuller, and Peter Piper picked off a peck of passes are in play with the 12th draft pick prize!
Linebacker- All four of the Giants 3-4 starting linebackers graduated with Profootball Focus grades above Zero. That's the good news. Now the bad news. The not so fantastic four combined for only two sacks and one interception. In addition, they didn’t force a fumble all season. Giant Fan sites everywhere are rioting over TST Rams fans choosing Khalil Mack and Anthony Barr already. Yet, CJ Mosely and Ryan Shazier are still available, so quit your bitching!
Wide Receiver- Victor Cruz needs a new salsa dance partner since Hakeem Nicks left Cruz after an ugly backstage tango on the set of Dancing With the Stars! Wide Receiver Mike Evans is still available Rams Fans! Odell Beckham Jr, appears on draft radar for the first time!
Tight End- I doubt anyone reading this article finished their fantasy football season, with a New York Giant tight end on your fantasy roster. TE Eric Ebron is beginning to look ripe for picking. Eric Ebron would have been the #1 Tight End in last years draft too!
Center and Guards- Pathetic, Rueful, and Wretched were the last names of the Giant's insidious interior line. Guards Pathetic and Wretched combined for more than minus 50 points below zero, according to Profootball Focus Ratings! Good guard targets for the Giants are Xavier Su’a-Filo of UCLA and Mississippi State’s Gabe Jackson. Too bad the 12th pick is a bit early for those two behemoths.
Best Players Available- DT Aaron Donald and QB Derek Carr! Wait a minute Ewe! The Giants have two time Super Bowl winning quarterback in 33 year old Eli Manning, and Eli has regressed each of the last three seasons! In 2013 Manning threw for 18 TD's , 27 interceptions, for an abysmal 69.5 QB rating. The Giants could are a sneaky quarterback needy team!
The Giants are on the Clock! You are the GM! Tick, tock...
The Giants draft will end 12 Midnight Wednesday! In event of a tie, and tiebreaker draft will immediately follow.