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In Da Clouds, I Am!



I didn't smoke anything, I really didn't!

Don't Drink and ..........do not get me started on that.

And before you all go ........Huh?!.........What?!

Mark Sanchez, starting quarterback St. Louis Rams

There , I said it.

As some of you go on to the next FANPOST...........And to those remain, THANK YOU for hearing me out. Since some of us have been trying to get a new O.C. here to catch up with the rest of our division with no avail, why don't I platform the ......................................................................................................................................Schottenheimer Plan.

First step, get some new sucker Head Coach to buy in on my sure to fail offensive scheme. A want to be West-coast offense with a little (and I mean very little) fast pace shotgun.

First Step-Success

Feature Sam Bradford behind a retread offensive line that seems to buy new tires yearly that go bald just as the warranty expires. You may want to consider getting a new mechanic. Wait, Sam didn't make it though the season, again! There's no Indy 500 pit crew around to remedy that. Would you buy this parted together car? I would get the owner of this car to consider stepping up now and trading that Vega for a Vette.

No, Mark Sanchez is not that Vette. But here's the second step: Remind Mark of that Butt Fumble and how New York City Fans have a short fuse for losing (And if you don't believe me, ask Yankee fans or those poor Mets fans). Take a fall for the team and put yourself in a position to be booted out of town.

Second Step- Success

Get Mark to accept a mid-range veteran contract to be back-up quarterback for the Rams the next season. Create a playbook fitted for Mark.......just in case. Wait for that special moment when Sam doesn't slide again and gets walloped again. Just in time for the o-line to gel in the passing game to go with that improved run game and opposite that sure to be great defense. Playoffs and I'll be sure to get calls for a Head Coaching job somewhere. Well, that's in the blood, isn't it?

Third step- to be continued..................

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