After mortgaging a domed stadium, 3 draft picks to the Rams ( Thank You very much!), and his first born child, the Atlanta Falcon GM danced and skipped up to the podium, and yodeled into the microphone, "Jadeveon Clowney Yodel-LAHAY-Whoo!"
Sucking on his ever present pacifier, Jadeveon Clowney claims he can play quarterback too! "I'm a two way starter fool!"
Jacksonville's Needs- Quarterback, Running Back, Offensive Tackle, everything...
Quarterback- Quick, name the Jacksonville quarterback. Right! The two top QB's in play are Teddy Bridgewater and Johnny Manziel. If your owner is putting pressure on you, Mr. GM to put people in seats, will that sway your decision? A mere month ago, the Jags desperately needed defensive line help, but free agency cured that problem.
Running Back- Really? Is there any RB worth the 3rd pick in the draft? Short answer...No!
Offensive Tackle- There are three premium offensive tackles in play. Greg Robinson, Taylor Lewan, and Jake Mathews. Yet, without a running back to open holes for, or a quarterback to protect, would you spend the number 3 pick in the draft on a top offensive lineman to protect the QB equivalent of confederate dollars? Wait a minute Ewe! Didn't Jacksonville draft Luke Joeckel with the 2nd pick last year? That helped a lot.
Luxury Picks- Perhaps you want select OLB Khalil Mack, the #1 rated player from Misone's Big Board? Mack attack to torcher opposing QB's. God knows, the rest of the league punished your QB. WR Sammy Watkins, WR Mike Evans.
Jacksonville is on the Clock. Whom will you pick?
Draft ends March 21, Friday at 12 noon Easter Time. In case of tie, there will be a tiebreaker draft Friday afternoon.