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The FisherBridgeWater Fan Club AKA The FBW FC

Welcome,

The name may be a little confusing because we are fans of Teddy Bridgewater, but only half fans of Jeff Fisher with the possibility of becoming whole fans.

We will began with Jeff Fisher since his name comes first in our Fan Club name. Jeff Fisher has to accomplish one task in the upcoming draft to gain our loyalty. What is that task you ask young neophyte? It is a simple one.

Draft a Stud Guard.

He needs to be Super Studly. Like, Other Worldly Studly. This guard needs to be so Studly that Chuck Norris is scared. This is all on Jeff Fisher. If he fails at this task, The Kronk needs to fire him and look for a Studly Coach (fan club coming soon).

On to the latter part of our name, BridgeWater. Most bridges do have water under them, although some have roads or just regular ground. Not our BridgeWater. Below him is Sam Bradford and every other quarterback. Teddy BridgeWater sits on a giant pedestal sink, washing his........all important quarterback hands. No one comes close to the talent that BridgeWater oozes, but for his sake, let us hope the oozing slows down so he will still have some talent left when he arrives here.

Some have spoken blasphemy calling him Brittle BridgeWater yet he has not ever needed season ending surgery. Despite his stature, BridgeWater has the ability to do what no one has done before: Play quarterback in the NFL.

All those Non-Believers will come to realize their mistakes. BridgeWater is the one and the only. He will forgive those that don't believe yet or maybe just favorite their tweets. Only BridgeWater knows.

Next time you have a thought about the draft just think WWBWD.

What would BridgeWater do? (bracelets coming soon)