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Give Fisher a F for being so PREDICTABLE!

I know what your thinking....Did I fire 6 shots or only 5?....Is it premature to call Fisher on the carpet for coaching like a Jr High Retread?....I don't think so.... I posted a "How to beat the Rams by the numbers" post on the Cowboys Blog site....Douglas M said I was premature....I told Douglas M, by Monday morning he could tell the Saint Louis Sports writers how premature they are....Get ready Douglas, Go tell 'em tell how premature they are...OakCityRam called me a Benadick Arnold for telling the Cowboys how to beat us, as if the Cowboys Coaches were reading our diatribe....So what did I say to upset Douglas and OakCity ram so...I said the truth...The truth hurts!... I said our Special Teams are special because the always incur penalties....Premature Douglas...I don't think so!..............Rams Cornerbacks play 20 yards off the line of scrimmage and will allow Romo to complete as many 5-20 yard passes as he wants....Premature Douglas? I don't think so....Even the TV analysis were saying the same thing I said by the end of the 1st Quarter...They sang that chorus many times during the game ...I said we would start of by giving the ball to Richardson ( which we did) even though I hoped against hope that Schotty would have Bradford throw long to Givens early....Why?....Because that would stretch the field vertically, so we could run the ball...And get the Ball to Tavon in space...and find Cook up the seam.... We may have to fire Fisher and keep Sneed!....Fisher is stuck in the 1900th century....In the Cowboy article I talked about blitzing Ogletree inside the DE....I knew the Cowboys knew that Quinn and Long attack the QB way outside, and that we need to blitz inside the DE or Murray was going to have a BIG day....Murrays two biggest career days are against the Rams Now....Thanks to bad Coaching.... Who believes our Defensive Coordinator was better last year???....I said to the Cowboy fans that we would run a trick play on 4th down....That's what we did....If I can figure that out before the game....And I'm not that smart.... You better bet NFL Professional Coaches can figure it out too....Why not fire Fisher Now? ....I know...It's premature...But hide and watch it happen in the future.... I bet some of you were thinking ( Run a no huddle offense!)...I thought it...You thought it...the NFL channel thought it...The Kardasians thought it....Why didn't Fisher think it?......Fisher said he didn't want to go 3 and out!....Three and Out!!! Well Fisher went 3 and Out more times than I can count by not going uptempo, no huddle....Whoo-Hoo, we had 1 first down by half time!!!! Put a gold star by Schotty and Bradford's name....Thank the Football Godz that the Lions beat the Redskins....Fire Fisher...Keep Sneed....Draft Johnny Football....Draft Johnny Football? Are you kidding me?....No...Bradford has a great smile and arm, but he can't run, play, make crucial decisions, or improve like Johnny Football ...I feel sorry for Tavon Austin....He must be thinking his college coaches were better....Like I said our special teams are special because they always get penalized....If you delivered pizzas like out special teams coach delivers you would be fired by Papa John....How many of you are tired of Vanilla?...Fisher is making the Rams a NFL punchline....a joke!...Jacksonville has an excuse...We have the players, but our coaches can't adapt and other teams are laughing....And it's only going to get worse!....Yes worse!!! Vanilla preseason....Vanilla regular season equals a very long off season!....I went to the game today....The cowboys fans were high fiving and laughing their asses off....( I wish we could play the Rams every week they said) ( Demarco Murray would be a first ballot hall of famer if we always played the Rams, they smirked)....Fire Fisher, Keep Snead, Trade Bradford...Draft Johnny Football...Maybe I'm premature, but hide and watch....Time will tell...Mark my words..... We need to hang Schotty, our special team coach, and our denfensive team coach in effigy.....Burn baby burn...What is the average age of a Rams coach....Answer is senile!......Wait another cheer breaks my concentration...Ex Ram Selty #99 sacks Bradford for the 3rd time today!...More laughing and high 5's all around...Will the Cowboys set a single season sack record?....My Gawd the Cowboy Scoreboard is soooo Big...is why we are losing....The Rookies can't take their eyes off of jumbo tron? ...over my left shoulder I hear a Cowboy fans ask another....Why is Detroit better this year?....I don't know, answers his redneck buddy....Because the Rams hired the Detroit defensive coordinator....Ha ha Ha Ho He he...spit up beer in my hair and on my shoulder....God Dammit!... Wait a minute!...Tavon goes 84 yards!....My brother Joel is going crazy....I calm him down and say, "That was a specialty team play...There must be a penalty....I was wrong...There was two penalties on US!!!! Gawd Dammit!...Somebody in front of me guffaws..."Easiest Win all year Long!"...My brother says, "Ramsey? Did you see this disaster coming?", Yeah, I talked about it on the Dallas site....I said we would be way behind by half time, just like the Falcon's game.....My brother said this games feels like I'm in a little village in Iraq getting my bombed to smithereens....This Rams loss is worse than the 2008 bank bailout, 911, and Obama Care put togetter!....This game is like that early camera shot in Slumdog Millionaire when the boy dives head first into a filthy human shit hole....The Rams smell like a used diaper filled with Indian food!.....God Dammit!... I look at the stats....We got 17 total yards and the Cowboys got 17 points....I think, " here is where Fisher adapts"...Now he will go no huddle....I'm wrong...Way wrong!...Oh my God Fisher is trapped by cognitive dissonance...It's a disease...What would Jesus do? ....Sever the hand off...Pluck out the eye....Wait...Hope springs eternal...The Cowboys go 3 and out 40 seconds before halftime....2nd HALF...Darryl Johnson said Rams should go hurry up, and no huddle....Give me another beer bro....Cut to the Chase Ramsey....Why do we constantly keep our corners 20 yards off the ball? ...Why will our offense not go into no huddle....Don't tell me I'm premature to ask that question....Why don't they fire Fisher....Answer, because that would be premature according to football etiquette.....Oh my Gawd Romo competes another pass into our dreaded 5-20 yard region....Dallas is collecting first downs like politicians collect baby kisses.... Everything is blurring...Tavon will set NFL record for the most return TD's, called back by penalty....Blurring.....Did we just gain 5 yards?....Darkness descending....Another penalty...Oh that's right our defense gets penalties too....Brother cheering, "We stopped Murray for a 2 yard gain!". 10....Dallas Kicker misses field goal....9.....Hahahah....8....We got a first down!...Take that Dallas!...7...Johny Football!....6 sacks...5 Dallas Touchdown!....4...Dallas 2nd string kicks our ass....3...Blurring...2,Jake Long hurt?...1.....Can we call a cab....ZERO.... "It was a scene from a vision of Fuseli, and over all the rest reigned that riot of luminous amorphousness, that alien and undimensioned rainbow of cryptic poison from the well - seething, feeling, lapping, reaching, scintillating, straining, and malignly bubbling in its cosmic and unrecognizable chromaticism." H.P.Lovecraft..."The Color From Outer Space."

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