FanPost

And it is Written...Jeff Will Be a Fisher of Men

lo and behold. An angel did fall from grace...Isaiah Pead 14:12 "How you have fallen from heaven, morning star, son of the dawn! " And Sneed delivered Jeff from the Titans and the stomach of the Dolphin, And Sneed commanded the fish, and it vomited Jeff on to dry land. And it so happened that he lay at the feet of Saint Louis....Jeff 2:10 And Jeff gathered his twelve disciples around...Tavon, Samuel, Zachariah , Givens, Jared, Laurinatis, Michael, Janoris, Christopher, Jermelle, Cortland and, Jake. And Jeff did sayeth onto them, if your joystick causeth you to sin, then pluck it out. Samuel! I will build this team upon you, and from this moment on you will be called Bradford, Quaterback of my team. Softi 6:11-17 There is one among you who will betray me in the media and ball security. When the cock crows thrice I will waive thee. Isaiah Pead 17:11 As for the rest. I say onto you. Be patient for this season will pass too, yea I promise thee that I will receive you in my father's house, the Super Bowl. But know ye it is a Slow Ride. And then they all did fall into a huddle, and heaven itself did open up, and there was thunder and lighting fast receivers, and the all the NFL did bow down before the holy Ram. Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Foghat 5:12- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JoQYzn2J54
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Turf Show Times

You must be a member of Turf Show Times to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Turf Show Times. You should read them.

Join Turf Show Times

You must be a member of Turf Show Times to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Turf Show Times. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker