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#InturningSoftli

Hey Rams Nation. Softli here 101ESPN gave me a staff. no knot that kind of staff to hit people

i have a guy that can can get me coffee and type my thoughts and stuff. Hes typing this article for me now

oN to NFL news today.

  • #breakingnews aaron Hernandez #killed a guy over another two murders this may have repurcussions on his status with the patriots But have to. confirm this later.
  • #breakingnewsthe rams signed a player dennis mcQuiad, LS. this move will help them snap! the ball to kickers.
  • the CVc will not be negotiating the new stadium with The Rams any more. Ray Nixon will be taking over he is. #notacrook
  • #breakingwind the Softli just did.

Sorry guys, I had to slip my future boss something in his coffee. His article was driving me crazy, had to type this exactly how he wanted down to the period - or lack thereof.

Anyways I'd really like this job and he'll give it to me if I keep this up, then I get to go to Friendly's with The Fast Lane and eat free fried chicken. Be sure to tweet him @TonySoftli and let him how much you liked the article today.

Uhoh I think he's coming to. Remember, you loved his breaking news today.

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