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TEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - I think there's a special place in Hell for Urban Myer for what he unleashed on the world. No worries, because Bill Belichick is totally going to end the media circus around his latest acquisition. Uh huh. Sorry folks, some things are even bigger than Bill Belichick.
Mmmmm, okra - You remember Fred Smoot, the former Vikings and Redskins cornerback who earned notoriety for being part of the Love Boat scandal? Well, he took some time to do an AMA at Reddit on Monday, and answered questions about that very event. You'll never think about "runnin' through the okra patch" the same way.
New Rams stories in the Post-Dispatch Tuesday: 0 ... newspapers remain as relevant as ever.
"The other good team" - That's the Rams, by the way. Grantland had a solid summary of where the Rams stand heading into the 2013 season, much improved and nearing an equal purchase in the standings with their two bitter rivals on the West Coast. Biggest takeaway from the piece: this is Tavon Austin's offense.
Houston means that I'm one day closer to you - Looking for big games to circle on the Rams schedule this year? Put a big red one around Week 6 when the Rams travel to Houston for a date with the Texans. Jeff Fisher had a knack for owning the Texans during his days coaching in the AFC South. And there's also the rematch of Cortland Finnegan versus Andre Johnson. Battle Red Blog breaks down the history.