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FO blows up Cap space by restructuring C. Long, Sam and JL's contracts!! Oh the Dead Money Sea Scrolls are coming!!!




Sorry, about that, desperate times calls for desperate measures!! Of course the title is fictitious, but my dad always taught me that to set a good hook! So this is basically an all points bulletin of checking milk cartons done blog style here on TST. So I thought I would have a little fun with it, as we search for things to discuss prior to training camp.

Okay, I don't know about you, but I haven't seen or heard from Capwiz.1313% since about 2 days after the draft!! Maybe he's still lamenting and calculating depreciating assets of our new roster! Forever looking for that quarter in the couch cushion. Hell, that's how I pay my cable bill each month:) He can't be in a month long poker game can he??

Tax time is over, so he doesn't have that as an excuse, not that he ever did. The Canadian tundra has begun to thaw, at least on the far side of Lake Erie, and yet still no signs of him! So I thought the best thing to do, would be to bait the hook and lure him out of his hiding place!

Obviously, the easiest way to lure an accountant sports "Capologist" out of hiding is to bait the hook with "a prorated contractual context question with subjugated penalty clauses and hidden illegal usury interest charges" to bring him screaming out of his igloo like bees to honey! And if that fails....I went with the visuals a stack of money:)

So hey Cap! Check in with us every once in a while will ya?

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