I know, I know. You're tired of hearing about Jake Long chilling at Rams park. So am I. But we can't do anything about that. So, while waiting for Jake, we decided to be productive:

Les Snead had 4 haircuts #whilewaiting4jake

— Tony Schreck (@shrek_13) March 15, 2013

Bold Tony. But I think Snead loses his power when his hair is cut. Perhaps that's the reason why we are in this boondoggle in the first place?

#SJ39 won SB and retired #whilewaiting4jake

— Greg Divers (@GDive) March 15, 2013

That would likely mean the Falcons beat the Rams. I can't allow that to stand. Also, they choke in the playoffs. No dice.

The Charlotte Bobcats had a winning streak #whilewaiting4jake

— Jer Rutman (@jrutman) March 15, 2013

That's turrible.

Mardy Gilyard learned the #Rams playbook #whilewaiting4jake

— brandon bate (@NoPlanB_) March 15, 2013

We do need a receiver...any takers?

Alex Barron got called for 323 false starts #whilewaiting4jake

— Wynnde (@wynnde13) March 15, 2013

To me, that number seems a little low. Don't you think?

@noplanb_ Danario Alexander had another 6 knee surgeries #whilewaiting4jake

— Eric Nagel (@Eric_nagel) March 15, 2013

This was immediately re-tweeted and favorited by Brandon (but no, really). Yes, I'm the twitter noob who replied. I'm still learning this stuff, cut me some slack.

The Leon Sandcastle shit finally ended #whilewaiting4jake

— Hawk (@HawkWayOfLife) March 15, 2013

Fun fact: Leon Sandcastle only follows himself on twitter. (He also follow the NFL Network, who he works for).

Tony Softli committed 3 grammar errors on twitter #whilewaiting4jake

— Wynnde (@wynnde13) March 15, 2013

It's funny because it's true.

Mike Martz used all 3 timeouts #whilewaiting4jake

— Mike Dietrich (@dvond) March 15, 2013

I tried to come up with some quip for this one, but it's just too perfect of a tweet. Mike wins.

You see everyone! Waiting can be fun. It's the little things in life you treasure.

PS: There is a treasure trove of tweets just waiting to be read:

Tweets about "#whilewaiting4jake"