Dedicated to- (The dude who wants to tie up Craig Dahl) lol- but i forget your name- forgive me Rams strand Dahl tied up on Bills doorsteps, swaddled in Red, white and blue in a cradle. Dick Jauron is hired and goes thru the reps, and ladles up C.J. Spiller and Jarius Byrd after we rescued Titus from the Lion's Den (Detroit's always fatal!) Or haven't you heard? Ram's draft Warmack, if they're able, Titus makes elite Quarterbacks look like claymation turds. Nation watches Rams win Superbowl on cable Ertz and Kendricks have Tight Ends, and are stable Stephen Jackson runs thru defensive lines like a fox in a fable Safford and Johnson Turner it up and open up, Rok Watkins sized Lanes (Johnson Lanes!) Wide as Well's behind, Bradford finds Givens in the open Quick passing lanes and hits Titus Young Andronicus in the hands, the breast, the bust, touchdown! Ram's wide recievers got legs like Grable, Linemen tough and hard as Clark Gable Poaching Seahawk eggs on the 49 yard line Rams beat Bear's behinds like Goldilocks In an NFL fable.