1a New Orleans power outage expert- He can cut the power when opposing QB throws long ball. Invaluable. If Rams have to trade up to get him do it! 1b Ed Reed 2 Ray Lewis 3. Alicia Keys - She doesn't lip sinc 4. Referee's who will call everything the Rams way. 5. beer...draft beer, freezing cold draft beer. 6. Roger Goodell- I know this is reach, but this guy is so constipated, that even perennial pro bowl players can't get past him. 7. Eric Dickerson