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Jeff Fisher, the untold story

Do you know what happens when you combine?

add some of this

with a dash of this

with a whole of of this

you get the head coach of the St Louis Rams and

the 2013 nominee for the delta bravo hall of fame..

whaaaat!!!

oh man, that was fun, but now for some serious business. I have been researching in depth about Jeffrey Micheal Fisher. My research has informed me that he has a mullet, a epic stach and pops his collar, that tells me he is stuck in his glory days, 1986 where a solid defense and a power running game is all you needed to be successful. I was digging around Jeffrey Micheal Fisher stuff and I came across this nugget, Its a transcript from a job interview dated January 20, 2012. One of the things that struck me is the amount of questions in the interview, I have interviewed hundreds of employees over the years and my interview sheets have dozens of questions, but Coach Fisher only asked three questions.

Jeff Fisher:
Let's get this started
Good Afternoon Mr. Brian Schottenheimer,
I just have a few qualifying questions for you so lets begin:

Do you nod subserviently when asked to do anything?

Brian Schottenheimer:
"nods yes"

Jeff Fisher:
Your resume says Air Coryell, how would you describe your system, when I played and coached for Buddy Ryan we decided that the forward pass was just a new fangled fad that will go the way of disco. We didn't have the need for any offense, we would just win the games with defense.

Brian Schottenheimer:
Well yeah I just say Air Coryell because I use the same number system, it helps confuse the quarterback, but really I am a believer in a power run approach with predictably ill timed play action passes.

Jeff Fisher:
hmm, that sounds like this just may work, so my last question for you Brian, How close are you and your father? Do you know he called me this morning and we had a great chat.

Brian Shottenheimer:

Really? Daddy did that? What did you guys talk about if you don't mind me asking?

Jeff Fisher:

We talked about a few things, he told me that you are a good son and then we reminisced about a crazy night when your dad coached the Browns I think it was week 1 of the 1986 season, the Browns came to town and I invited your dad and Bernie over to our linebacker coaches house for a poker game, it was a hell of a night, highlighted by Bernie losing his prized Pontiac Fiero to me and then getting drunk and passing out. Oh man, you never want to pass out around Doug Fluite, you should have seen the Polaroids we took that night. Bernie has never been the same, I guess waking up next to Steve McMicheal will do that to you. Poor Coach MacGinnis it took him a week to clean up all the blood and Camal excrement that was in his house. That reminds me, I have about 30 minutes then I have to get that Fiero from the shop. We better just finish this up

Brain Schottenheimer:
Yeah daddy and I are very close he told me not to worry about anything that you would do him this favor, he was very embarrassed at the way I ruined Mr. Sanchez career.

Jeff Fisher:
Yeah don't worry about that, we got this kid here and you won't get the blame for it this time, we will just blame it on the guys before us.

Brian Schottenheimer:
Did I get the job Mr Fisher?

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