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Did I ever tell you about the last time I was at a Panther game?

Lately we have been overly serious and that is not much fun. I am even guilty of not laughing as much as I should while i am on TST. I am about to add some levity to our season, as we play road games I am going to post funny laws that are still in the books in the states we will travel to. I will post a link to the website just in case I someone decides that I am not actually expressing facts.

Week 7 we travel to the great state of North Carolina, home of Blue Devils, and Tar heels.North Carolina ranks somewhere around 39 out of the 50 states I would want to visit. That can be taken anyway you would like, and I am sure its nice when compared to mississippi or ohio or any other third world state. So as fans we should be careful that we do not break any of the laws in the great state of North Carolina such as:

If you and your wife choose to stay in a hotel overnight, you must have a room with double beds that are at least 2 feet apart.If you and your wife are not on the run from the law after the first night there is still hope that you will end up seeing a judge in Charlotte, because it is considered a crime against nature to get or receive oral sex in the great state of North Carolina. Now if you lied about that woman that is with you at the hotel and put down on the registration that she is your wife, then by the laws governed by the state of North Carolina you are now legally married. Now you get to take your blushing new bride up to your room and consummate this wonderful new union, legally you can only do this in the missionary position and you must have the shades pulled. After you are finished and you step outside for some fresh air, be careful how you sing your new brides praises because singing out of key is illegal as well in the great state of North Carolina, but for whatever reason you do not think its going to work out with your new wife, there is an easier way to get a divorce, your marriage can be legally voided if either of you is impotent. So as long as you do not do any of these things while you are in town to watch the Rams beat the Panthers on Sunday, you should be fine with the legal system of the great state of North Carolina. I will be watching from the safety of my living room because the last time I was at a Panther game..I have an outstanding warrant, see I plowed a cotton field with an elephant and I guess you just cant do that in the great state of North Carolina

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