Wooooo! Howdy partners! It's time for me to dispense my pickin' knowledge which you should in no way take to heart and use to gamble your hard-earned money on football. If you use my advice, your children will probably starve, you spouse leave you and all you'll have is this here web site, which is really fine with us so long as you keep reading and don't annoy me with your personal problems.
So, how about some picks!
Do you really think the Packers are going to go 0-2? It could happen. In fact, I say it does, and the Bears get really scary before the Rams play them.
Oh man do I want the Steelers to win just to see the Rex Ryan meltdown. And they will.
Is there any doubt that Baltimore will win?
Spagnuolo's defense lacks talent and was totally fooled by RGIII last week ... it was very typically Spagnuolo, who hasn't had success when someone other than Jerry Reese picks his players. Panthers win.
Brandon Weeden is not very good, and the Browns are destined to lose as long as Pat Shurmur and Mike Holmgren are running the team, which they won't be after this year. Bengals win.
I think the Bills defense will get its act together this week.
This is the week that Andrew Luck looks like RGIII did last week. Colts win.
Redskins Vs. Rams
Back to reality for RGIII? It's very likely with the Rams defense playing sharp on the edges. If the pass rushers get going this week, the Rams can win.
Buccaneers Vs. Giants
Who knows with the Giants. They seem to be the most hangover prone Super Bowl winner, but I think they'll beat the Bucs.
I never thought the Cardinals would win last week, but I was wrong. This week I'm not worried about it. Patriots win.
Did you know that Seattle's 12th man is one of the most overrated myths in football? They've .500 at home the last two season, and they're not going to beat the Cowboys this week.
Chargers will win. No one will care.
I just want to see Harbaugh explode. But the 49ers will win this one with that defense.
A real test without Brent Grimes, and I don't know if the Falcons are good enough to hang without their best corner. I still think they'll win this game, but it's a tough call.