Jon Gruden Is Going To Eat Mike Tirico

Jon Gruden has, over the years, developed a broadcast booth personality all his own. He can be maddeningly positive. Sometimes clueless. Awkward like an uncle you don't see very often.

Now he's finally flipped. He looks little like a cross between a Faulknerian Man Child and the Miami Freeway Cannibal.

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via assets.sbnation.com

Mike Tirico does not like how this is all going to end. Not at all.

Hey, if you like reading great stories, be sure to check out TST's own Douglas Morrison's novel, Devin Briar. We're planning on riding his coattails to legitimacy for the site here (kidding), so be sure to pick up a copy. If you enjoy Doug's stories on the site here, you'll really get a kick out of his novel. check it out.

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