Jon Gruden has, over the years, developed a broadcast booth personality all his own. He can be maddeningly positive. Sometimes clueless. Awkward like an uncle you don't see very often.

Now he's finally flipped. He looks little like a cross between a Faulknerian Man Child and the Miami Freeway Cannibal.

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Mike Tirico does not like how this is all going to end. Not at all.

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