In a quest for legendary status as a wheeler-dealer, I have struck again. Team Savage fell into my carefully laid trap. During negotiations for a back up tight end for my TSTleague16 team, Team Savage was centered on acquiring Pittsburgh Steelers WR Antonio Brown for Eagles tight end Brent Celek. In a perfectly executed diversionary maneuver, I pointed out the window and screamed, "Good God man! Is that a Dingo eating a baby?" When Team Savage finally followed my pointing finger, I slid Adrian Peterson into the trade for Buffalo Bills RB Fred Jackson.
He fell for it, and tried to hide his dismay at my keen trade master skills by laughing. I knew better of course. I knew that once again, I had trade-pummeled another deer in the headlights TSTer. Don't feel bad Team Savage. I'm the kind of guy who successfully negotiates double bagging my ice cream at Wal-Mart. The clerks say "Whatever dude", but I know victory when I see it.
So who do you think came out on top in this trade? (wink,wink - If you feel the need to make Team Savage feel better by voting for him, I'll keep it between us...)
Poll
Who got the better end of this deal?
ME! Say ME! I have low self esteem issues, and I'm out of Cheetos! (20 votes)
Team Savage - Yes, though he's the fuzzy end of a lollipop, he somehow took you to the cleaners DouglasM (27 votes)
You are both intellectually limited, and I wish you were in my league (70 votes)
117 total votes


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