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After hours of negotiating, Staches has finagled a tremendous deal with TSTleague2. Not only were six players involved in the trade, but a rare Yugo hood ornament is what sealed the deal.
Staches is a celebrity of sorts. He was the first entrant to be fired by Donald Trump BEFORE "The Apprentice" season even started. Riding his stardom, he tried - and failed - to sell his idea for a comedy series based on the Seinfeld character "Soup Nazi". While seen as something less than visionary by some in the show business establishment, "Pigs Feet Nazi" failed to find any sponsors for the show.
Sensing the time was right to strike a deal, TSTleague2's war room moved quickly. Staches seemed intimidated by the awesome intellectual power of the TSTleague2 brain trust. At the meeting, he provided these amazing appetizers made from small colorful mushrooms... Anyway, I have no idea who was traded for some reason, and after the meeting I came to in a rather grimy jail? It seems I was apprehended while running naked through a zoo, singing the "Circle of Life"...
So let's find out what else happened at the meeting, and Staches, could you send me the appetizer recipe? I have a family reunion coming up this fall...
Hey Douglas M,
This trade has been accepted in TST League 2 (38529). There will now be a 2 day waiting period so this trade can be reviewed by the league. We'll send you an email to let you know the final outcome.
--Fantasy Football Commissioner
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Quick! Somebody tell me what happened?
Staches magic mushrooms did the job! You got worked Doug! (35 votes)
Doug, you're amazing! You actually know the words to an Elton John song? (7 votes)
Big fail Staches! It doesn't matter if Doug eats hallucinatory appetizers. He studied under Hunter S. Thompson, so he sandbagged you and won the day! (29 votes)
71 total votes