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Would you rather have...

This Clap...
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OR....

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....a few symptoms of both, and most importantly the poll right about.......now

The latter, being the unfortunate result of a sexual encounter, stays with you for life, so keep that in mind when you vote. Although, if you're not able to forget the former, then I'll let you tell me which is worse. So let's get it on.......I mean.......get on with it.

Chlamydia:

* a burning sensation during urination

* discharge from your member.....and backside

* tenderness or pain

* liver inflammation similar to hapatitis

* soreness in the affected areas

* disappointment and confusion in your poor decision making

* being forced to wear contraceptives for the remainder of your life

Spags Clap:

* a burning sensation in your soul after poor plays that receive clap-praise

* discharge of alcohol via vomit or bottle smash

* only pain

* liver inflammation caused by forced alcohol consumption

* soreness in your throat from screaming.......and most likely your punching hand

* disappointment and embarrassment in the leadership of your favorite football team

* being forced to wear a brown paper bag until further notice

....I'll leave it up to you to decide. Either way, I'd like to express my sincere condolences to those who've been affected by either of these 'claps'.....especially the ones demoralized Spags. There is no cream that will cure that...

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