Wife and small children out for the evening? Check
Uverse working? Check
Wore my JL55 jersey over my work clothes today? Check
Tri-Tip marinating? Check
Friends coming? Check
LOTS of quality beer in the fridge (Pliny the Elder, Hoptologist, Arrogant Bastard) Check, check and CHECK!!!
Someone else hiding the remote in case the Rams pick Justin Blackmon? Check!!