I want to be the first to complain about the 2012 Rams draft. Figure if I start now, approximately 7 hours before the 1st round begins, I can get in before everyone else. Because all the bitchers and complainers always drown me out. All the neg-heads flood over my insightful, well-balanced, reasonable assertations. Bastards!!!! I'll have my rant, before any of you, because I'm starting it BEFORE the actual draft! Take that! And that!
Now go back to drinking, smoking, and whatever other self-destructive ings you've got handy, and have fun tonight.
And God bless America.
Which is the most likely scenario from your spouse (or girlfriend) when it comes to your involvement with Rams football?
You love football more than you love her (12 votes)
You turn her into a football widow every Sunday (26 votes)
She needs to dress up in pads to get any attention (7 votes)
She's thinking of tatooing a 49er on her back to piss you off (8 votes)
She mumbles obscenities from behind her gag on Sundays (18 votes)
You mumble obscenities from behind your gag on Sundays, while watching chick flicks with her (4 votes)
75 total votes