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A mock draft for Beelzebubba!



I heard that Beelzebubba is sick of the offseason and said he is also sick of mock drafts. Here's to you!

First Round Pick Six. Justin Blackmon

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Justin is here to help our pitiful passing game and I am excited to see him and Sam develop. He would be an instant impact player. Well the key word in that sentence is WOULD. Too bad that cheerleader he frenched is pressing sexual assault charges on him. That'll teach him. (Just kidding by the way.)

Round Two Pick Thirty-Three Doug Martin.

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Steven Jackson rumors are going around and Fisher loves his running backs.

Round Two Pick Thirty-Nine Brandon Thompson.

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I like the guy and he's way less of a risk then Worthy. RUN RUSSELL RUN!

Round Three Pick.... Whatever. Brandon Brooks

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He stares into your soul. We need a guard and he sure fits the need.

Round Four. Sean Spence

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James must be pissed playing in the 4-1 defense we have. Spence is a bit undersized but it's not about size its how you use it.

Round Five. Nobody. Thanks a lot Brandon Lloyd.

Round Six. Terrell Manning

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Ponder must have a hell of a poker face. You people thought I would wait till round seven and pick up my boy Danny Trevathan. NOT TODAY! Why you may ask? I decided to go a different direction.

Our First Round Seven Pick. Cliff Harris

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He may smoke pot and go 118 on the highway but he's better than anyone on Oregon State. Could be a steal in the seventh.

With Our Last Pick. Bryan Anger

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Doesn't seem very angry here. All puns aside if he isn't here get Shaun Powell.

There's my mock. Looking at it now I kind of wished I got an OT, CB and another WR but hey you can't get everything in one draft.

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