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Eye told ewe sew

Latelee they're has ben alot of spekulashion and kriticizm about my opinyuns AND EYE JUST WUNT EWE TO NO HOW RITE EYE AM!

FURST THINGS FURTS...........Jeff Fishcer is just a meaty-oaker coach. He will nevur take us any farther than ate-and-ate in a singul season!! I've ben sayin that sense 1996. THIS WUS A GUD HIGHER!

STAN KORANAKENE will bring the Rams bak to Loss Anjules whir they be long. My frends, hoo respekt my opinyun, agree. Ewe git the point! HOw many times dew eye need to tell ewe?!?! the music is ;'london is calling from a far away place....Koranankene spit in his few rams fanface"" WHUT A SLY FOX. Dugless M, if eye wer ewe, eye'd hold off on byeing those tickets to Lundun, becoz Kroanankene givith and Kroanankene takith away. Those games WILL BE PLAYED at the EDJ, and u'll half to sit in this bright read seats!!

They're is NO WAY IN THE SNICKERS GALAXY that Vinsent Jacksxon is going to bee a Ram in 2012!!!!! We hav ben thru this befor. I sed it in 2009 and 2010........the Rams are a sory organizashun and dew not hav the tesickalar forttitude to make a move lick that!!!!! We our desttined to hav DX and a bunch of other loosers as wyed reseevers next seeson!!! Eye've ben tellin u this since 1984!! Luk..........i sed it ------> 'VINSENT JACKSXON-----A RAM-----IT WILL NEVUR HAPPEN'........eye told u sew

won LAST point,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the compatishun inn the NFC weest went up last yeer, wile the Ram's went down. How can u argu that?!? Sergey60606, eye am retrakting my offer to by you a cup of Joe......you cleerly dont know nuthing about no footballs, and you're i-balls must no wurk rite. To everywon else, you guys cantnot spell.......expecially you DCRamFan. You're posts allways hav me rolin on the flore LAFFIN!!!

IN SUMMATION, EYE DON'T NO WYE U GUYS ALLWAYS CHALENGE the grateness...........eye've said it wunce and eye'll say it again. EYE TOLD EWE SEW! HEDE THE WURDS OF THE GREAT PROGNOSTISKATER_____________ !!!!

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by RAMpage28 on Feb 4, 2012 10:35 AM CST reply actions  

No I am in a conundrum should I rec this or not?

- And here's the Rams' 2010 season in a series. Incomplete pass, 18-yard run, incomplete pass, 7-yard run, 5-yard pass, 3-yard run, sack, incomplete pass, punt. Shoot me. - 3K

by leadhead on Feb 4, 2012 10:53 AM CST reply actions  

As

long as you have a condum you can rec him.

by OakCityRam on Feb 7, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

This gets my super Rec'd!!!! I'm lucky I put my coffee down before I read this! I saw the title and I just knew... LMAO!

DC, if you tell me you weren’t laughing hysterically while you wrote this then – “Ur a Liur!”

Grate Jirb!!!

by Douglas M on Feb 4, 2012 10:59 AM CST reply actions  

damn DC

get yo swirb on

Turf Show Times writer and a proud rams fan.
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than for Tim Tebow to complete a pass against the Cover-2" - Jesus

by Josh Wehrle on Feb 4, 2012 11:14 AM CST reply actions  

Oh damn! lmfao

Bradford + Blackmon = Secondaries Beware

by RG31 on Feb 4, 2012 11:32 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

The Best!

I’m shopping with my girlfriend for the Super Bowl party we are having and just read this. I literally starting cracking up in the check out line and then realized all the people giving me “what the hell is wrong with this guy” looks. Great job!

by Rcoon1307 on Feb 4, 2012 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

I haven't even had a beer yet..

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by VTramsFan on Feb 4, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

I wanna slow clap this.

Well done, DC. You know he predicted all of this.

"Fac Fortia et Patere"

by FailureDrill on Feb 4, 2012 1:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

just the other day

my wife and best friend were telling me how dumb you all are for not listening to me.

jswirb the clairvoyant signing off.

That last part was a joke- he has no idea what “clairvoyant” means.

"Fac Fortia et Patere"

by FailureDrill on Feb 4, 2012 1:18 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

NOT GONNA HAPPEN

LLOYD NOT GONNA HAPPEN! I CALLED IT!
AND YA THOUGHT MSW WAS GONNA BE THE SAVIOR!!
MY WIFE WAS LIKE I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY DON’T LISTEN TO YOU!
VJAX NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Bradford + Blackmon = Secondaries Beware

by RG31 on Feb 4, 2012 1:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

WHY DONT YA LISTEN TO ME, IM A GURU!

Bradford + Blackmon = Secondaries Beware

by RG31 on Feb 4, 2012 1:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

JSWIRB THE GURU!

Bradford + Blackmon = Secondaries Beware

by RG31 on Feb 4, 2012 1:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

O YA

JSWIRB THA GOOROO!

Bradford + Blackmon = Secondaries Beware

by RG31 on Feb 4, 2012 1:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Translate to:

jswirb.

I’d love to see that instatooted. ;)

THIS year's the year. I hope....

by thisguy on Feb 4, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

WOW do I have a hedake aftre reeding that!!!

Been losing sleep over Rams football since 1999.
Steven Jackson is a beast, a legend, a HoFer and should be treated as such.

by Joe Mazzi on Feb 4, 2012 2:31 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

And this is a prime example of what’s wrong with America’s public school system.

by Dougramsfan on Feb 4, 2012 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

Hey now.

Swirb has a masters, you know.

"Fac Fortia et Patere"

by FailureDrill on Feb 5, 2012 11:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

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