First. Accurate. Complete. Even when it comes to ranching-based practical jokes.
The man who drafted Tye Hill in the first round isn't just some stuffed suit front office exec. Tony Softli is also a man of the Earth. This proves it.
Bonus round: If you can photo shop Tony Softli into cowboy/Western themed images, you will your very own Tony Softli fake mustache (really it's one of a few unopened fake Fisher 'staches that I have). It's yours if we deem your PhotoShop skills worthy.
If you need some inspiration ...