The St. Louis Rams really hit one out of the park when they hired Jeff Fisher to be their next head coach. Fisher's Rams are a vastly improved bunch, playing killer defense and dragging each and every opponent into the fourth quarter by the ears. It's a miracle.

Fisher's magic touch isn't limited to coaching up a rag tag group of players written off by the football world. Nope. The man with the mustache can bend the very fabric of time to give his team an advantage.

He's doing exactly that with a short week. He tried to explain his own brand of relativity to the collection of lay talk radio DJs gathered at Rams Park for Monday's practice:

"... yesterday was Wednesday, today is Thursday but it's a Wednesday practice, tomorrow is Friday but it's Tuesday. All that matters is the football, right?"

Onward, to Thursday Night Football, where Thursday is Sunday!

via gifsoup.com