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I'm surprised ESPN had room for a non-Tebow story on the front page
by Eric Nagel on Jan 13, 2012 2:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
lolololl
TurfShowTimes editor and don't forget to check out our Rams Breakdowns on YouTube
"Hell was Mark Levoir even in camp? Who is Mark Levoir? Who am I? Wtf is going on?"
- Bralidore
And no, this was not photoshopped
it’s still there on the front page. Not sure how long it’ll be up though.
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
Thyey changed it to downtrodden
Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS
by King Sam Rules! on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
it was downtrodden
they changed it to lowly. I think downtrodden would have been fair:
downtrodden (adj.) – suffering oppression
lowly (adj.) – 1.) in a humble or meek manner 2.) in a low position, manner, or degree
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm on my phone, but it still says "downtrodden"
Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS
by King Sam Rules! on Jan 13, 2012 3:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
hmm maybe mobile version
on tablets, it just says “Fuck the Rams. They have also hired a coach.”
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
well kinda true is it not?
Bradford + Blackmon = Secondaries Beware
by RG31 on Jan 13, 2012 2:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I wish SBN
would incorporate some kind of autoplay audio when I click that link. The audio is necessary to complete the joke. Kind of like the sound of Craig James’ voice is necessary to complete the joke that is ESPN. Hey-ooooooooooooooooo
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Craig James' voice is busy repairing the damage done by those vicious rumors that he killed 5 hookers while at SMU.
Because of the fact that he did not kill 5 hookers at SMU, he has to convince the broad public that he did not, in fact, kill 5 hookers while at SMU.
Although I like to think that Rick Reilly essentially is the rimshot of ESPN personalities.
"Fac Fortia et Patere"
by FailureDrill on Jan 13, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
They actually revised it
It originally said “downtrodden Rams”
#1 - The MuthaF'in St. Louis Rams: The Rams are better than every team on Earth. End of discussion. Have a nice day, batches. (Connect with us on Facebook!) - 3k
by weekend_warrior55 on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM CST reply actions
Target acquired.
I always knew that Sando hates the Rams.
Been losing sleep over Rams football since 1999.
Steven Jackson is a beast, a legend, a HoFer and should be treated as such.
from a panthers fan
take jeff fisher and stay away from Chud! also…that was a low blow by ESPN
by sendthemtotheGRAVE on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM CST reply actions
lol, congrats! phin fan here.
If we would’ve hired Fisher, I’m like whatever.
Rams hook Fisher.
Dolphins FO relieved.
Bellichick HC/GM isn’t working out.
Fisher wants the same deal, good luck!
Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.
by Stats407 on Jan 13, 2012 3:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'd have been pissed
If he was the second sports celebrity who announced he was going to South Beach. But either way, the Rams either got him or they moved on, I would be okay with both. Good luck on your search for a new coach and good luck next season, except when you play us.
Fisher felt that it was his best choice.
I can’t hate him for that.
However, it worked out best for both teams.
If Fisher feels like he needs more control over certain areas in his program, go for it!
Dolphins’ owner felt like Jeff Ireland is in a solid role as GM, and he doesn’t want to hand it over.
That’s best for both teams.
Good luck again and crush the 9ers for us twice a years.
Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.
by Stats407 on Jan 13, 2012 3:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
really 3k?
If “lowly” offends you, then something is wrong. “Worst team ever,” might be a more fitting way to describe the way this group of personnel performed this year.
I mean, yeah, I guess it sucks that Sando is bashing us on the front page of espn. But can you really disagree with the adjective he used? It seems pretty true to me.
it's not the word, it's the application
the story isn’t the Rams sucking; it’s that Fisher was hired. You wouldn’t write an article for the next mayor of Philadelphia saying “Dirty, Smog-Ridden Philadelphia Elects Fred Schmedly Mayor”. Just not standard practice, and for ESPN to do it smacks of a lack of standards by an organization that BADLY wants consumers to buy into the idea they have them.
And just to make it clear, I have nothing but respect for Sando. He does a hell of a job. I just wish he didn’t do it with ESPN.
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"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
Hahahah
"Vick’s 100x the player Warner was.
Desean’s not quite at Holts level.
McCoy’s giving Faulk a run for his money.
Maclin’s better than Bruce.
Warner never took over games."
Signed, wild_eagle - the most delusional person in the entire universe.
seriously though
You wouldn’t write “Incredible, Wonderful Green Bay Sells 250k Shares of Stock”. It’s not about whether it’s true.
Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan
by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
It's a double fuck you as a USC fan.
Really can’t stand ESPN, hardly go there lol. Sports.yahoo, baby!
"Vick’s 100x the player Warner was.
Desean’s not quite at Holts level.
McCoy’s giving Faulk a run for his money.
Maclin’s better than Bruce.
Warner never took over games."
Signed, wild_eagle - the most delusional person in the entire universe.
Wooow! Rose is gonna play?!?!
Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!
Im so happy I joined TST
You guy write an post shit that I always think about and feel. Fuck espn did you guys see how shitty the broadcast of the seattle-rams game was? I know nobody in the country was watchin buy every other game of the year had a.big intro with music an glitter an lights. Our game starts off with marshawn lynchs face. An im convinced hes slightly retarted. Espn blows TST FOR LIFE!!!
by STlunatic89 on Jan 13, 2012 4:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
espn are deeks
to any nfl team that isn’t one of their top tv markets.
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
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