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I'm surprised ESPN had room for a non-Tebow story on the front page

"Doin' blow off a strippers nipple" -VanRam
Hit me up on Facebook and Twitter. You know you want to.

by Eric Nagel on Jan 13, 2012 2:55 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 14, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

lolololl

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"Hell was Mark Levoir even in camp? Who is Mark Levoir? Who am I? Wtf is going on?"
- Bralidore

by VTramsFan on Jan 13, 2012 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

And no, this was not photoshopped

it’s still there on the front page. Not sure how long it’ll be up though.

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

Thyey changed it to downtrodden

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it was downtrodden

they changed it to lowly. I think downtrodden would have been fair:
downtrodden (adj.) – suffering oppression
lowly (adj.) – 1.) in a humble or meek manner 2.) in a low position, manner, or degree

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm on my phone, but it still says "downtrodden"

Note to Douglas M: Remember that 99% of what I say involves BS

by King Sam Rules! on Jan 13, 2012 3:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

hmm maybe mobile version

on tablets, it just says “Fuck the Rams. They have also hired a coach.”

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

well kinda true is it not?

Bradford + Blackmon = Secondaries Beware

by RG31 on Jan 13, 2012 2:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

ESPN?!

Oh you mean ETTPN the Tebow network

by Sggladden on Jan 13, 2012 2:59 PM CST reply actions  

I wish SBN

would incorporate some kind of autoplay audio when I click that link. The audio is necessary to complete the joke. Kind of like the sound of Craig James’ voice is necessary to complete the joke that is ESPN. Hey-ooooooooooooooooo

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Craig James' voice is busy repairing the damage done by those vicious rumors that he killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

Because of the fact that he did not kill 5 hookers at SMU, he has to convince the broad public that he did not, in fact, kill 5 hookers while at SMU.

Although I like to think that Rick Reilly essentially is the rimshot of ESPN personalities.

"Fac Fortia et Patere"

by FailureDrill on Jan 13, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

They actually revised it

It originally said “downtrodden Rams”

#1 - The MuthaF'in St. Louis Rams: The Rams are better than every team on Earth. End of discussion. Have a nice day, batches. (Connect with us on Facebook!) - 3k

by weekend_warrior55 on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

Target acquired.

I always knew that Sando hates the Rams.

Been losing sleep over Rams football since 1999.
Steven Jackson is a beast, a legend, a HoFer and should be treated as such.

by Joe Mazzi on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

from a panthers fan

take jeff fisher and stay away from Chud! also…that was a low blow by ESPN

by sendthemtotheGRAVE on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM CST reply actions  

lol, congrats! phin fan here.

If we would’ve hired Fisher, I’m like whatever.
Rams hook Fisher.
Dolphins FO relieved.
Bellichick HC/GM isn’t working out.
Fisher wants the same deal, good luck!

Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.

by Stats407 on Jan 13, 2012 3:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I'd have been pissed

If he was the second sports celebrity who announced he was going to South Beach. But either way, the Rams either got him or they moved on, I would be okay with both. Good luck on your search for a new coach and good luck next season, except when you play us.

by 81 Witness on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.

by Stats407 on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I have no problem with this headline.

We suck. Don’t sugar coat it.

Alex Song - Krunk as Fuck!

by Midasknight on Jan 13, 2012 3:57 PM CST reply actions  

Fisher felt that it was his best choice.

I can’t hate him for that.
However, it worked out best for both teams.
If Fisher feels like he needs more control over certain areas in his program, go for it!
Dolphins’ owner felt like Jeff Ireland is in a solid role as GM, and he doesn’t want to hand it over.
That’s best for both teams.
Good luck again and crush the 9ers for us twice a years.

Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.

by Stats407 on Jan 13, 2012 3:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

really 3k?

If “lowly” offends you, then something is wrong. “Worst team ever,” might be a more fitting way to describe the way this group of personnel performed this year.

I mean, yeah, I guess it sucks that Sando is bashing us on the front page of espn. But can you really disagree with the adjective he used? It seems pretty true to me.

by giveMongoBall on Jan 13, 2012 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

it's not the word, it's the application

the story isn’t the Rams sucking; it’s that Fisher was hired. You wouldn’t write an article for the next mayor of Philadelphia saying “Dirty, Smog-Ridden Philadelphia Elects Fred Schmedly Mayor”. Just not standard practice, and for ESPN to do it smacks of a lack of standards by an organization that BADLY wants consumers to buy into the idea they have them.
And just to make it clear, I have nothing but respect for Sando. He does a hell of a job. I just wish he didn’t do it with ESPN.

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahah

"Vick’s 100x the player Warner was.
Desean’s not quite at Holts level.
McCoy’s giving Faulk a run for his money.
Maclin’s better than Bruce.
Warner never took over games."
Signed, wild_eagle - the most delusional person in the entire universe.

by douchiedude on Jan 13, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

seriously though

You wouldn’t write “Incredible, Wonderful Green Bay Sells 250k Shares of Stock”. It’s not about whether it’s true.

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Jan 13, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a double fuck you as a USC fan.

Really can’t stand ESPN, hardly go there lol. Sports.yahoo, baby!

"Vick’s 100x the player Warner was.
Desean’s not quite at Holts level.
McCoy’s giving Faulk a run for his money.
Maclin’s better than Bruce.
Warner never took over games."
Signed, wild_eagle - the most delusional person in the entire universe.

by douchiedude on Jan 13, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

Wooow! Rose is gonna play?!?!

Beating off the dog is never appropriate when we have company over...... I mean EVER!

by sergey606 on Jan 13, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

Hence Forth!

They will always referred to as the “Lowly ESPN”.

by Boofer on Jan 13, 2012 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

Im so happy I joined TST

You guy write an post shit that I always think about and feel. Fuck espn did you guys see how shitty the broadcast of the seattle-rams game was? I know nobody in the country was watchin buy every other game of the year had a.big intro with music an glitter an lights. Our game starts off with marshawn lynchs face. An im convinced hes slightly retarted. Espn blows TST FOR LIFE!!!

by STlunatic89 on Jan 13, 2012 4:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

espn are deeks

to any nfl team that isn’t one of their top tv markets.

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 14, 2012 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

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